If one wants to hear a baby cry "sinfully" try skipping the mythical 2:AM feeding. It is well established, medically, that this feeding is unnecesary. Give the baby who, insists, a bottle of water and it will soon stop waking and crying at that hour.
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I'm honestly amazed at this.
Fundies are always going on Pro Life tantrums, protesting religiously outside of Abortion clinics, and threatening the lives of Abortion Doctors.
They claim to be safeguarding life, but this is how they think newborns should treated!?!?
Go read a fucking book. Newborn breastfed babies eat about every two hours, bottle fed every four. When my son was going through a growth spurt, he ate every hour. I had no life. You are a tard if you think you can sleep through the night without feeding a newborn. Typical ignorant male that knows nothing of the function of breasts beyond the sexual.
No offense to you non ignorant, non fundy guys.
I'm surprised they don't just beat a newborn infant whose crying annoys them. I mean, spare the rod and all that. /sarcasm
Erk. Listen, buddy, not only does a baby's metabolism run higher and hotter than an adult's, but fat and protein are especially important in the development and growth of the brain.
Obviously, your mother skipped way too many feedings when you were an infant ...
So typical fundie.
Once a baby is born, it can be treated like dirt, must receive the infamous "rod of correction", its will must be broken. But don't dare to remove an unconscious heap of cells from a woman's fallopian tube! Don't even think of using contraceptives!
“If one wants to hear a baby cry "sinfully" try skipping the mythical 2:AM feeding. It is well established, medically, that this feeding is unnecesary.”
"Give the baby who, insists, a”
“bottle of water and it will soon stop waking and crying at that hour.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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