Okay...there are LOTS of gay stuff here so i thought i can write something too! O and CATHOLICS ARE NOT BAD PEOPLE. look at all CHristians--they were originally catholic but then martin Luther Screwed everything up.
NOTE TO GAY PEOPLE: YOU are still GOD's children and he loves you!! You can change!! GOD WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU AND YOU CAN STOP BEING GAY.
Part Uno:
O, don't you know?
No we can't!
Part Dos:
WELL we dont want him!
Authors Note: Yeah...I think this pretty much says it AND IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY THINK FIRST BECUSE THIS IS HOW IT IS!!
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Yeah...I think this pretty much says it AND IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY THINK FIRST BECUSE THIS IS HOW IT IS!!
Yep, I pretty much agree that you're a fucking lunatic.
*is so confused* I don't really get what he is saying. I get the gist but that's about it.
Oh, and stop beating your caps lock key to death with a lead pipe. It never did anything to you.
Is this meant to be read as a poem or song or something? I can just picture a gang of brainwashed kids singing this.
AND IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY THINK FIRST
god created some people with major disabilities, and he doesn't want to see them at all. he can't send his own "rejects" to hell. There's an implicit liberation clause in god's treatment of the blind, lame, diseased, etc. Since he shirked the responsibility for them, he loses all authority over them.
[Not to say gays are disabled, but the exclusion is similar.]
Idiot.
Try saying to an amputee,: Oh look, you've lost a leg. God Loves you still. Grow another one!
Well for your information, I had no choice in my sexual orientation, and but for idiots like you who feel they have the right to judge, it hasn't been a bad life. I've made the most positive use of who and what I am. I've lived over 3 decades with my partner and am content and open about my sexuality.
In the small village where I live, it is no problem. We have the respect and affection of our neighbours and we value this so much.
As to Jesus is Lord, I say this, if I were a vindictive bastard I would wish all your children were gay so that you would be forced to learn something about empathy and the value of people above and beyond their mere sexuality. But I am not generally of a nasty nature, so all I say is this: if there is a problem it's yours. Deal with it in what is supposed to be Christian love - not that we ever see much of that.
Oh, gods, they've invaded FFnet!
EDIT: I second the "Freud would have a field day" Award.
I suppose that your religious mental masturbation does, in fact, count as fan fiction. So even though you're crazy, intolerant, and only semi-literate, you apparently have the mental capabilities to put your drivel where it belongs. Good job!
Why don't you people (and yes I said you people) just leave guys alone. They cannot change their sexual prefrence any more than you can.
God willy always love you!
Wouldn't that make god gay?
I'm calling poe on this one. And if it isn't then this line is just gold:
"God willy always love you!"
I'm wondering if it has little angel wings and a harp. Is it circumcised or not?
<God willy always love you!>
So what does this have to do with my being gay -- except for the fact that it seems to make YOU very uncomfortable (and that's YOUR problem, not mine).
Part Tres:
O_O Holy Fucking Shit. If this was anymore sexually suggestive I would burst into tears. So close to saying what they really mean...
GOD LOVES YOU
Ah fuck, this one of my favorite sites! D:
"People write Bible fanfiction now?
Reckon they have any Jesus/Judas stuff?"
Actually, yes.
It really bugs me that these people think that homosexuality is purely about fucking with complete reckless abandon. They ignore the fact that we actually...shockingly enough...feel love for one another, even as we scream the fact in their faces, what with the Gay Marriage controversy (And even throw our inability to have relationships in our faces, like they know what we're capable of better than we.) Perhaps not pleasure before God, but Love comes before any God that would try and deny it to me. God of Love indeed...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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