David J. Stewart #fundie jesusisprecious.org

I found a goofy website today called, “EVOLUTION FOR KIDS,” so I thought I'd write a rebuttal to counter their lies. Are you listening kids? Good, sit right up and I'll tell you THE TRUTH. You see kids, God created you! God is an invisible person. Why is He invisible? God chooses to stay invisible, because He wants to test you and me, to see if we'll choose Him BY FAITH.

Moses was a great man who lived long ago in the Holy Bible. Moses had faith in God, even though God was invisible. Here is what the King James Bible says about Moses. Hebrews 11:24 and 27, “By faith Moses, when he was come to years, refused to be called the son of Pharaoh's daughter... By faith he forsook Egypt, not fearing the wrath of the king: for he endured, as seeing him who is invisible.” Wow, isn't that great? Moses was a great man, because He had a great God, and so do we! Did you know that kids—GOD IS GREAT!

God and the Devil are enemies! That's right kids! God created the angels, and one of the top angels was named Lucifer. But Lucifer had a really bad attitude. You know what that is, right kids? A bad attitude is not good, and can get you into trouble, so don't have one. But Lucifer had a bad attitude, and did bad things in Heaven, so God had to put him out of Heaven, like a bad dog! Lucifer was cast down to the earth, where he has lived ever since, many thousands of years. The Devil is still here kids, right now, lurking about to kill, steal and destroy people's lives. You cannot see the Devil, because he is a spirit, but you can see what he does, when there is war, crime and some people do really bad things! God is always good and He only does good things! James 1:17, “Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.”

And that is why the Devil made the lie of Evolution that is taught to children at school, to destroy your faith in God! It is true kids, the Devil hates you! Evolution is a big lie! No real scientist has ever found any proof that evolution is true, none! That is right. Are you listening young person? The Devil is NOT your friend, he wants to hurt you and make you unhappy! The Devil wants to hurt your Mom and Dad. The Devil wants to hurt your brother and sister. The Devil (also called Satan) is a real person, and he teaches evolution to trick you!

Many people love God, even though He is invisible, and they obey His Words in the King James Bible. But there are some bad people who don't listen to God, because they have a bad attitude, like the Devil. Those bad people hate God, and they hate you, which is why they deliberately lie to you by teaching you the foolishness of Evolution. A “fool” is a person who lacks good judgment, they are gullible and easily tricked by the Devil. Evolution is foolish. People who believe evolution lack good judgment, they are fools, they have been tricked by the Devil. That is right kids! You heard it here!

So don't be a fool young person, use the good brain that God made in you! God is your friend. The Devil is your enemy. Evolution is a lie of the Devil, meant to keep you from reading and obeying the King James Bible. GOD IS OUR CREATOR, NOT SOME MONKEY FROM EVOLUTION!

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