[In response to a user who pointed out that Chinese and Egyptian historical records were unbroken during the time of the Great Flood, indicating the flood was not world wide]
As the flood was worldwide and everyone but Noah and his own were wiped out, that claim is a major conflict. The Word of God has the authority. I have to say that someone needs to get back to the drawing board!
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"I have to say that someone needs to get back to the drawing board!"
Yep and that would be you. But of course it won't be, you're a fundie, to you the bible is right and reality is wrong.
I have to say that someone needs to get back to the drawing board!
Yeah, you. This is classic the evidence doesn't agree with me so the evidence is wrong.
The Word of God has the authority
It sure does. But what does that have to do with Noah and the Flood? That's just the word of a bunch of bronze-age Arab goat-herders who made stuff up and claimed it was the Word of God.
I thought that this person was a teenager, her profile says a woman in her fifties. How in the hell can someone achieve that age with absolutely no knowledge of history, religious history, science, or logic. Too late for this one to develop a brain, this one is a total brainwash job.
Damn, those Egyptians and Chinese were good, maintaining a society underwater...why they never mentioned that their entire world was drowned, though...silly bookkeepers.
Yeah, sure, whatever, the great flood really happened - the Chinese didn't notice cos they just thought the rice fields were a little deeper than usual, and the Egyptians reckoned all that water was just another pesky mirage. Really.
Happy now?
I'd say, get back to your crayons and coloring book, and do not interrupt the adults any more, Floatingturd.
Damn right someone needs to get back to the drawing board, want to know who it is?
Artists.
Suckers...
Cue Frankie again ....
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"The Word of God has the authority."
The aforementioned documents of said ancient Chinese - who were sticklers for record-keeping (thus is why we know so much about them; ask any Professor of History ) - proven to be thousands of years earlier than the supposed 'Flood' (and have been analysed & dated to back up this fact, which alone completely annihilates 6,000 year old YEC, never mind Bible literalism) says otherwise.
"I have to say that someone needs to get back to the drawing board!"
I'll say...!
To concur with Doctor Whom:
(*sings 'Fallen Angel' ED theme from "Panty & Stocking [with Garterbelt]" by Aimee B *):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCbbERIXrFI
'So close, so close...!'
@Patashu
And Floatingaxe here is a special little pleader. Meanwhile, here comes the short bus of Reality...! X3
Bible's forged.
Lie some more.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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