One world government is coming very soon. I think they are going to worship Lucifer. And I think there are not very many people who realise that the Catholics, and the Muslims and the Masons are all tied together at the top. It is just a few hundred people running all three organizations and they're all Satan worshippers. All of them - Luciferians - even George Bush is involved in that - worships Lucifer.
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One world government is coming very soon.
Hey, Kunt Kent, I've been hearing this hogwash since the early 80s. When's it going to get here? In all the science fiction I've read and watched, a one-world government was the precursor to peaceful cooperation amongst the nations of the world.
Catholics, and the Muslims and the Masons are all tied together at the top
There is no "top" in Islam. It has no heirarchy.
So the Masons, who reject the authority of the Pope, the Catholics, who rely on the authority of the Pope, and the Muslims, who don't care much for either group, are all run by the same small group of people--AND they all worship the devil on top of that?
Does Hovind know anything about religion outside the First Self-Righteous Church?
The beginning is just fundie conspiracy theory garble, but I like the last sentence. For one thing, I am amazed at a fundie who knows what a Luciferian is. I wonder if he also knows Satanists don't worship satan? Plus, bonus points because he called Bush a satan worshiper.
Catholics are christians. Muslims worship the same god as christians. And freemasonry isn't a religion. And by the way, satan is not called Lucifer anywhere in the bible. This is a middle ages catholic invention. The only two people in the bible called lucifer were Babylonian king Nebuchaddnezar, and Jesus.
And I imagined that Hovind was just a crazy creationist. You learn something new every day. About the only things not on that quack website someone quoted are laetrile, disaster in 2012, the Bermuda triangle and the lies about the Moon landings.
I have had a copy of the Stan Deyo "Cosmic Conspiracy" book for years. About half of it is readable and sort of makes sense, the way most conspiracy stuff does. The rest does not seem to have anything to do with anything else. Total disconnect from reality. Deyo is do-lally.
Yeah, yeah, we know all that already. Come up with some new stuff, Kent. You've got nothing better to do.
"One world government is coming very soon"
Speaking as a Star Trek fan, if that was possible, it could only be a good thing. Just as ST's future Earth is run by the United Federation of Planets, and is a clean, war-free utopia, a similar thing for real would be beneficial.
Keep dropping the soap, Kentypoos!
@#846673
"And I think you are talking out of your arse."
Heh, in that case, his speech would be very muffled, what with all that buttsecks he'll be receiving in jail. XD
@gorm_sionnach
"being in the loosest sense possible"
And another part of his being will be very loose by now. :X
Oh, Damn. Kent figured it out.
I'm converting to Catholicism, and we just had the lesson on the Catholic-Muslim-Masonic conspiracy this week.
It's okay, though, Kent, one of the rules is that we don't bother anyone who wears a tinfoil hat.
Actually, the Catholics and Anglo-Catholics have the finest liturgies. They are dignified and speak to the spirit on the level of symbolism, something that seems to be absent from the fundamentalist level, where the preacher is effectively a kind of surrogate godlet. The worship is regularly intejected with attention-seeking phrases such as 'Yes, Lawd', 'Praise the Lawd' and lots of 'Hallelooooyas', just so someone will look, notice and think how good and holy the verbal farter thinks he/she is.
Then the preachin' begins, and teh bahble is read. An' teh preechur invents new inturpitashuns of teh holy text.
But mos' imo'tnt of all is teh collecshun. this is money fer teh Lawd, cos y'all knows that teh Lawd he need a lotta money to do his wurrk. It's not like he's not almighty nor nuffin, but teh preechur hasta live too and do teh Lawd's mighdy wurrk.
If I really am compelled to go to a church, give me one with decency, dignity and good, really good music such as Gregorian Chant or polyphony - Palestrina, Victoria etc. It makes the experience a treat and makes the time pass quickly so I don't notice the blisters forming on my bum from the hard seat. But I certainly would shun the C&W, Gospel Shufflin' surrogates of vaudeville that fundies love and think is true religion.
Not I'm defending this idiot, but shouldn't this go in CSTDT instead of here?
For the record, masons and catholics do not get along anywhere and, in fact, there have been several conflicts between them, as most masons are highly progressive and clash with the Church's conservative points of view.
I don't think Bush can spell "luciferian", much less find the whereabouts of a secret world control group and being chosen to join them. He is as sharp as a marshmellow.
As Christians (Catholics) and Christians (Orthodox) and Christians (Protestants) are not able to agree on, well, anything, I'd say a One World Anything is hundreds of thousands of years away...
Most rational people saw Dubbya as a cretinist Christian, a stooge for Big Something to pay him to say whatever they want him to say.
Been very quiet since him leaving the can, eh fellow FSTDTers? Perhaps that ten-stretch has made him realise that you do not fuck with The Man.
Or a man will fuck with you . [/Bubba]
Moral: Pay your taxes. That's why Richard Dawkins doesn't have a criminal record, nor does he have to worry about a prolapsed rectum from being the cellblock's cumdumpster, eh Kentypoos?! >:D
That's what you get when you don't conform , fundies. Let Kent 'Oh, Mark 12:17 Doesn't Apply To Me' Hovind & Kim Il-Davis' being made examples of make you realise that there are certain things in life that you should fear more than a nonexistent 'God'.
Let the persecution begin.
Don't know about that Anon, Dumb fucks out and doung some lame short vids from home. He's leared nothing and here's the kicker.
He did a phone in on Scott Livelys show andsaid he's going to sue the government for nine million dollars for each year of his incarceration. He's been told to stop this constant lecturing to actual law institutions that they're wrong about tax laws, they proved it to him and he refuses to believe them and that's why his sentence was so long, his refusal to recognize the authority of the laws and courts.
I'm hoping this attempted lawsuit (unless he's just talking shit again) puts his ass right back in prison.
Confused?
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