I've had AIDS for the longest time. 5 years in fact, the symptoms are second nature now. I use this affliction to my advantage against my foes
>be me
>watching friendship games at the cinema.
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>buy ticket, acquire sustenance, and find a suitable seat.
>mom walks in with 3 shitlets
>sits one seat away from me to my left
>ignore and watch the previews
>enjoying the movie so far
>shit 1 & 2 go on and on about about how rainbow cunt is so cool
>cringe at their shit taste
>ask mother if they could quiet down
>litteraly goes off at me in a whisper tone about how hard it was to take care of 3 kids alone and blah blah blah
>Im pissed internally but I apologize for my "disrespect"
>halfway in the movie shit 1 asks mom somthing
>she rallys the three and heads out possibly to take them to the restroom
>see she left her soda
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>discreetly grab her soda and remove the cap
>niped the tip of my thumb till it bled
>stick thumb in soda and squeeze it
>did this for about 20 seconds
>put cap on and place soda back
>She comes back, sits down, and takes a LONG sip of soda
>Held back tears of joy and resumed to watch the film
>mfw i gave a mom aids cause her kids had shit taste