I can see it happening pretty soon. If it doesn't, then God's going to have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah.
- Why? There is not the slightest evidence that they ever existed. Also, even if they did, their sin is not what your are assuming. You don't know your Bible very well, do you? Read what Jeremiah AND Jesus said about them. Your prejudice flies in the face of Scriptural fact, which, as we all know, is inerrant.
And I know God.
- When were you introduced? Have you visited him at home? And are Mrs God and the Children well?
He always follows through.
- He's a good golfer, then!
I wonder how long it's going to be before we turn on the news and find out that a catastrophic earthquake or hurricane has hit them.
- Not too long probably. They are happening all the time. The Hurricanes seem to favour the Bible Belt. They ravage it every year. Try praying harder.
- And California is on an active seismic zone... Nothing surpising than that they should have shocks. The biggest was in 1906 (06?) when the city was levelled. There were hardly any gays there then. The came in waves later so God could annihilate them, of course - or it could have been something to do with climate.