All men are homosexual. It's religion which makes them straight & we won't talk about it.
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So, in Sweden, where over 50 percent are non-religious, over 50 percent of the men are gay?
Then they must be VERY good at hiding it, even though we're pretty accepting of homosexuality here, so there's no real need for it...
"All men are homosexual"
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Sorry to break your fantasy, mate, but I am only interested by women.
By the way, this is not the first time i see that kind of claim.
Speak for yourself. I have been intensely attracted to the female gender since I was 7 years old at dancing class. I just loved holding these 7 year old girls in my arms. I tingled from head to toe. I never got that feeling when touching males.
Of course, my taste moves with me age, and I would not even imagine messing around with an underage girl, or even a woman under 30 these days.
@Swede :
Well, here in Finland we've always known, known I say! , that all Swedish men are actually gay. In fact, it's a core part of most of the jokes we tell about Sweden and the Swedish. :D
I... just- what? What is this, what even is this?
*ahem*
Talk for yourself, idiot. I'm an atheist and I'm pretty sure I'm a straight as they come.
How drunk do you have to be to say "Dude, Men are TOTALLY gay. They have, like, penises, and they touch them sometimes. Totally gay, bro..."
And what about us bi men? Are we only half religious?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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