(in a thread about a Gay Pride Day in SF)
This makes me sick. WHY does He allow it to continue? WHY? I just don't get it.
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Could it possibly be because gods are not required to conform to human values? Or is it possible that your god just isn't bothered by the people they allowed to be conceived, come to term, and grow into adults expressing themselves?
Shellfish makes me sick. WHY does He allow it to continue? WHY? I just don't get it.
So many abominations, so little time.
Putting aside my personal beliefs, maybe the fact that he apparently allows this to happen is the message you should be paying attention too. Y'know... If an all powerful being gave a damn about it, it wouldn't happen. I'm just saying
Your god doesn't exist.
Shut up already.
How many clues do you need?
God Allah Yahweh. G.A.Y.
Even when he wanted a woman knocked up, he sent an angel to do it for him. In his Jesus incarnation, he never had a girlfriend, and loved his disciple John.
He doesn't smite Gay Pride parades, and does smite Texas Baptist Churches.
The 'WHY' is bloody obvious, and the reason you don't get it is because you're stupid.
It's a mystery.
Also, John_in_Oz wins.
Wow, it's almost like God doesn't care isn't it?
Now answer the question WHY would god care about gay people? And remember, just becasue he doesn't like it isn't a great reason. The kind of ruler or king or politician who creates laws based on his own personal preference would be...well a dictator.
You're almost there, because the answer is obvious:
1) Your god really doesn't give a damn about gays and really really wants you people to act upon that whole "Love your neighbour" thing.
2) He doesn't exist.
But they never make this step now don't they?
Because whatever your moral pygmy of a preacher says, He doesn't particularly care which consenting adult sleeps with which.
In other words, your God is more Christian than you'll ever hope to be!
WHY does He allow it to continue?
This one is sooo easy! Your god is the gayest motherfucker ever !
Proof? Rainbows.
Rainbows mean god is having loads of hot, gooey, nasty, sticky gay sex. Swallowing copious loads of semen, after a hearty ass-to-mouth.
This makes me sick. WHY does He allow it to continue? WHY? I just don't get it.
Because god hates you as much as we do. Also, I don't know if you've been keeping up but there's this thing called the "New Testament" where god stopped being as much of a dick as he was in the Old Testament and actually sympathized with people that religious bigots shunned. You might want to give it a read.
"This makes me sick. WHY does He allow it to continue? WHY? I just don't get it."
Why? I can think of a few reasons, but you're not likely to enjoy the implications of any of them.
1: Your god isn't omnipotent and can't stop it.
2: Your god is omnipotent but chooses not to stop it because it doesn't really bother him.
3: Your god isn't paying any attention to his special little mudball anymore which is why he hasn't shown up in a few thousand years.
4: Your god doesn't exist.
How's that grab ya?
"This makes me sick. WHY does He allow it to continue? WHY? I just don't get it."
The reason is simple (check one):
[ ] God likes Gay people. And the fact that they exist and thus pisses off you fundies, proves he hates the Religious Right, and instead loves LGBT people, Liberals, the Left-wing, Atheists, Agnostics, non-fundie Christians, Muslims et al, Wiccans, Buddhists and so on.
[ ] God doesn't exist.
Choose wisely.
@Percy Q. Shunn
"This one is sooo easy! Your god is the gayest motherfucker ever!
Proof? Rainbows."
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"Rainbows mean god is having loads of hot, gooey, nasty, sticky gay sex. Swallowing copious loads of semen."
RAmen to that.
I don't understand how the truth can be right there, kicking them in the face repeatedly and they just don't bloody get it.
I have to say it takes determination to be that willfully ignorant.
Why does he allow it to continue?
A. God doesn't care about homosexuality.
B. God doesn't exist.
Take your pick.
*edit* Oops, been said many times. I guess it's the only logical conclusion one could make.
Because he likes to watch you squirm.
@MarylandBear
"Remember, God allows Gay Pride Parades, but Touchdown Jesus got struck by lightning."
That just means God doesn't like tacky lawn ornaments.
HumMis1349
Because He is mindless and sightless, with no other care than to hear the monotonous piping of his courtiers for all eternity.
I hate to go against popular opinion, but from where I'm sitting HumMis1349 is clearly the winner.
What am I saying? I love going against popular opinion!
How dreadful for you. Maybe the best thing is to calm down, relax as much as possible. Try and rise up above it all. Look down at all the turmoil in the world happening below you with as much equanimity as you can muster. Take deep breathes, clear those gunky old anal rocket tubes and get into soaring mode, the sooner the better. The main thing to make sure of is to take a large sick-bag with you. You don't want to add to the anxiety beneath you by showering everyone with vomit, do you?
Why? Because there are a bit too many gays who own/can drive iron chariots for your sky fairy's tastes, maybe? Hell, photographic evidence shows that some of them have tanks! PINK tanks, even! :P
WHY does He allow it to continue? WHY? I just don't get it.
He's not a hate-filled, judgmental, bigoted asshole like you and your RR friends. Maybe you all should start fearing the Rapture, not waiting for it.
Good answer: Either he doesn't exist, or he exists and doesn't care all that much.
Probable Answer: God is letting them wallow in their sin for a season, so that they all know that they have no excuse when judgment finally comes.
Scary Answer that you hope you don't hear: God wants to use us as his instrument to do something about it.
He does not exist. On a side note, you're thinking, better stop right now, unless you want to be banned by BuzzardBrain.
Because it's not a sin to love, you douche.
Besides, if asshats like you would stop treating anyone who's "different" like they're OMGDISEASED and OUT TO RUIN SOCIETY, we wouldn't fucking NEED to hold Pride events!
He's busy with that whole non- existence thing, that and his son is a big homo. He spent most of his adult life with 12 men walking around in the desert getting all hot and sweaty and then to top it all off, he didn't get married. Heck, Yeshua is probably in the parade!
"WHY does He allow it to continue?"
Oooooh, you were ever so close, Sparky.
The correct answers are: 1) he's not there, or 2)he doesn't give a fuck.
Thanks for playing.
Stomp your feet and hold your breath ...
and continue holding your breath until there are no more gays (or no more HisAlways) left standing, whichever comes first.
Oh fuck off. Your bible also says worshiping false gods is a sin, but you don't go around whining about, hating and activley opposing hindu's do you?
What is the difference between that 'sin' and this 'sin'? Maybe the answer is, you're just a homophobic prick who is using a few incidental references in the bible to hide your irrational prejudice behind.
@Adrian
(emphasis added):
'Why? Because there are a bit too many gays who own/can drive iron chariots for your sky fairy's tastes, maybe? Hell, photographic evidence shows that some of them have tanks! PINK tanks, even! :P'
And I just happen to have that photographic evidence:
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Remember, Ruptured Retards: Judges 1:19
>:D
@Wozza
'Oh fuck off. Your bible also says worshiping false gods is a sin, but you don't go around whining about, hating and activley opposing hindu's do you?'
Or even their own fundie kind:
http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=fxdt_f0hwUg
Remember, Ruptured Retards: The 2nd Commandment.
Since everyone else mentioned what I want to say, I'll just add this:
Read both the old and new testaments, HisAlways. Regardless of whether or not he's real, God got a little thing called character development. In other words, the God by the end of the bible is no longer the massive dick he was in the old testament. Maybe that's why he allows homosexuals to exist: he learned not to judge. It's time you do the same.
Maybe he misses the old Passion plays. They were on wagons, you see, and went through the town in a fabulous train, and everybody had a grand time.
Oh. But they were Catholic, and you're on RR. Your worship's no fun at all. Even your blood sacrifices are all long-range and wimpy.
@Thinking Allowed
"Thou shalt not question your god HisAlways."
Just as God made me an Atheist, he made those people Gay.
Who are you to question his will, HisAlways?
A quote further down that thread page:
@Morningstarlet
"The agenda to normalize sodomy has even taken root in the Federal Government. It's no longer seen as an illness but as an "alternative lifestyle", and a protected lifestyle at that. How long before we have a Gay Pride month? Movies shown with well know Gay actors? Pastors no longer able to preach against homosexuality without being hauled off to jail?"
And those gay rights laws are Federally protected. Ever hear of Romans 13:1-7? Just by saying what you did, you're going to Hell. As are everyone who criticises these laws which says that homosexuality is legal. Or any law that you object to. Your Bible, the very basis of your beliefs, says you must obey. Suck it, fundies.
Just as homosexuality was legalised in 1967 here in the UK. Who are you to question HM. Government of Harold Wilson, clearly appointed of God himself, Ruptured Retards? If they made homosexuality legal, the your God must've approved of their actions (or else, he would never have ensured his Labour Party be elected; lol, omniscience). Your own Scripture says so.
Thus gays have been legal in the UK for 43 years. There's laws that make discriminating against them (especially in the workplace, armed forces & by employers) illegal. We're still here.
Confused?
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