If I was a dead female I'd be honored if someone raped my corpse
Probably the highest form of validation a woman can hope to get, knowing her cold rotten worm infested cunt is still a cunt some living man wants to fuck.
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If I was a dead female
Pfft...The FUCK?
Thanks for the laugh.
(From the (in)famous FATAL review by Darren MacLennan & Jason Sartin)
MacLennan: "Have Her Cadaver": You can rape a corpse, but it'll feel like a real woman. Why do I have the feeling that this spell was created out of a real-life need on the part of the author?
Sartin: Because it's probably true. Obviously, the dead can't toss a drink in your face or scream "Rape!", making them attractive to the average FATALite.
MacLennan: I don't know about that. If I were a corpse near a FATALite, I'd probably be making deals to return from the dead long enough to throw a drink and slap a face or two.
My highest form of validation, from a man or woman, would be to look at me in the eyes and say "I value your intelligence."
A close second would be to be taken seriously when angry and not blown off.
Someone fucking my long dead corpse was never considered. But I'd be impressed since I intend on being cremated after all my viable organs are donated.
Thanks for playing.
Necrophilia is a pretty good indicator that you've gone around the bend & for everyone else's sake, you should really be humanely dispatched.
Side note- I was recently informed that my mother considered naming me after Alia, but found her ending unpleasant.
“If I was a dead female I'd be honored if someone raped my corpse”
“Probably the highest form of validation a woman can hope to get,”
“knowing her cold rotten worm infested cunt”
“is still a cunt some living man wants to fuck.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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