[Note: due to the censored name I can't find the original source, the link leads to a tumblr post mocking him. Still I felt like this is SSTDT worthy. Enjoy.] image
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@AnonAtheist
So the very old and tired canard about people in the end just wanting nothing but sex, sex and once again sex. Personally I always thought it self-evidently grotesque and obvious parody but fuck, apparently some apes do think this way.
Go ahead, stand up for your male rights... you're the victim here, aren't you? Inform that stupid cunt that she belongs to you, and you won't stand for any more of this "independence" shit from her. Tell her exactly what to do and when to do it, forbidding her to make any of her own decisions. You're the man, after all - you're the only human in the relationship, and the only being with a brain. Do all that and see how your chances of fucking that sex toy shoot up. (Actually, they'll plummet to zero, but you're the big man... just take what's yours! Rape charges? Ridiculous!)
Damn it, that tanuki is too good to be associated with crap like this. He's a bit too handsome for the crowd.
Seriously, though, you seem to be saying two things. One about sex and stuff, the other about a reasonable concern for the safety of a friend. At some point an actual "white knight" would hold an intervention and get their actual, not-just-a-conquest friend into rehab or arrange an intervention. You're talking about repeated coke and/or drinking binges. That's not a sexual thing, that's a deadly addictiob. And if your only focus is on the sex, then they were never really a friend anyhow. That's not how knighting of any kind should work. You're as twisted as Ayn Rand when it comes to misdefining positive words like altruism and friendship.
Oooh, someone is salty they got "friend zoned" by a girl who saw through his superficial kindness and realized that he was just trying to get into her pants.
All kidding aside, don't be a doormat. If she isn't into you, move the fuck on.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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