[Comment under an article titled "World's Oceans Remain Largely Mysterious."]
And just think, at one time in Earth's past there was very little water present and Mars had an ocean of it. Then for some unknow reason some how the situation was reversed. Earth has water and Mars doesn't. What do you think the odds are that it is the same water. That means most all life on Earth came from Mars. Enoch said that the water for the great flood came from chambers in the heavens and he also said that he was taken up into the first heaven which was located at the SPOT opposite that of the Moon. Someone did a little engineering on a rather large scale, not unlike some scientists are proposing that we do on Mars today. I don't think that I would dare go into the deep abiss, there are things that were very evil things put there by God before he flooded it with the water from Mars.
74 comments
bwHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[*Modly SNIP!* Next time don't break the sidescreen. ~ Lady Renae]...
Oh man, that was a good one. I gotta go change 'cause I pee'd my pants laughing so hard.
Uhh except that mars and Earth would have had water at the same time.
I have no idea where you are getting there was very little water in earth's past.
And then you have to wonder that even if this was possible and did happen, then where did the water go after the flood?
However, honorable mention for referencing Cthulhu at the end.
"What do you think the odds are that it is the same water."
Very fucking low.
On the other hand, if a giant fish creature offers you gold in exchange for sleeping with your women, I'd advise you to decline. We don't want a repeat of Innsmouth.
While it's likely that Mars had water in it's past, I doubt that the water here on Earth is Martian! It's a good thing you can't see me right now. To use an old phrase, I'm grinning like a Cheshire cat with amusement.
I'm really not sure quite how to react to this, I want to laugh, cry, and vomit all at the same time.
OK, even if this nonsense were true, which is clearly is not...where did the rest of the water go? If there was enough to cover Mt. Everest there was a shitload more water here...where the fuck is it?
I am amazed at how stupid human beings can be.
"Then for some unknown reason..."
You might try considering little things like temperature and gravity. Oh yeah, and comets.
The reason your hypothesis fails is because it is completely unscientific. There is no way, ever, that the scenario you think could have happened in 6k years at least.
Of course if you were right, and enough water came from Mars to flood the earth...where did the excess water go afterwards?
"there are things that were very evil things put there by God before he flooded it with the water from Mars."
You've been watching "Total Recall", and playing "DOOM" too many times. It's not healthy.
@Panz
"Of course if you were right, and enough water came from Mars to flood the earth...where did the excess water go afterwards?"
Well, obviously it was sent back to Mars via the teleportation facilities on the secret base on Phobos, owned by the UAC. It's all so clear to me now; how could I have been so stupid?! (*slaps forehead *) Charley has it all worked out!
[/sarcasm]
Soo, given that the surface of the Earth isn't totally covered in water now what did he do with all the Martian water when he rolled the waters back? No, wait, don't answer that...
@smischmal
"flooded the earth with mars water"
image
A bottle a day, helps you work, rest and play.
X3
Cthulhu shall crush your pathetic god, and unleash the Old Ones upon this earth...
WE WANT *YOU* FOR THE DEADITE ARMY. JOIN US!!!!
I have a few bottles of Martian water for sale, and rare as it is, I know where I can get some more. It used to have a reddish tint, sort of like pink lemonade, but has faded some in the past 4,000 years, and looks a little yellow these days.
Special consideration to creation scientists.
Caution: It's not really healthy for plants, probably why there are none on Mars.
"I don't think that I would dare go into the deep abiss, there are things that were very evil things put there by God"
Coffey, is that you? The only things found by Bud Brigman & co were the benevolent NTIs in "The Abyss" (especially when Bud used the Fluid Breathing suit to go down the Cayman Trench, to disarm the nuclear warhead).
[/nerd]
But then, with you fundies it's a definite case of 'when you look into the abyss, the Abyss looks into you . '
[/Nietzsche]
@Iczer-Four
"Free Cthulhu!"
With every six gallons:
image
X3 :3
ok, mars water got caught in an underground chamber and the great fountain of mars (Mons olympus) blew it out into space where it rained down on earth.
water on earth seeped into underground chambers and during the Great Flud was thrown back into space to land on the moon , Mars and comets.
maybe octopii are martians who got carried in the water ?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.