Passed by a McNiggers on my way to a meeting this morning and stopped in for a quick bite. Probably shouldn't have—the place was predictably full of niggers—but I'm actually glad I did. These two homeless niggers were talking about how best to engage in TNB on the street, and one sheboon in particular described two things in detail:

1) "Best place to panhandle is outside a titty bar, you show your titties and drunk white dudes gibs you dollar bills." (I'd die of alcohol poisoning before I'd be so drunk that I gave money to a gorilla with its felon-feeders out myself...)

And...

2) "I gots ta gets me some Vaseline, you put the grease in your hair cause bugs can't live in the grease, dey suffocate."

Plenty of folks here have talked about how niglets don't get head lice; turns out niggers know it and they get all stinky and greasy on purpose for just that reason!