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Why it's important that your gf is a virgin: if you didn't take a girl's virginity, she will never truly love you

People on reddit will tell you, "oh stop feeling so incesure, in the end SHE CHOSE YOU" but while she's giving you starfish sex in preparation for officially making your relationship completely sexless remember that she is thinking about her 6' 4'' quaterback senior Chad boyfriend with chiseled features who forced himself on her and slammed her against the lockers when she was a freshman in HS and fucked her so hard that she bled for a week afterwards. No matter what you think you will never compare to his abusive behavior or 8 inch penis that could reach the hidden spot behind her cervix and make her orgasm every time, just from PIV alone. She will probably never be as good looking and definitely not as young or tight for you. Nor will she do all the crazy stuff she did with her ex with you. What you get yourself by falling in love with a non virgin post prime used up slut is a bad deal.

The worst is, this is about the best incels can expect and it's all because of you weren't born a genetic god.

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old comment by Passerby

Another title could be: Why it's important women think only one thing that can be easily taken from them will ever make their lives valuable thus invalidating any attempt to survive in the world or contribute to society and how to convince them that they have to spend the rest of their lives proving to you, as the man who took that one thing that defined their lives (most likely with the impression that it was owed to you for deigning to speak with them in the first place or going through the herculean task of maybe helping them with the groceries once) must be the sole focus of their existence so that they have any kind of worth to justify their own continued breathing now that the sole value of their life is gone.

Or alternatively: How to be a shitprick 101.

old comment by Jamaican Castle

That's, uh, that's not how sex really works. (Would it be unhelpful of me to say "you'd know that if you ever had any"?)

Besides, listening to the other incels, I thought you people thought any sex > no sex.

Nor will she do all the crazy stuff she did with her ex with you. What you get yourself by falling in love with a non virgin post prime used up slut is a bad deal.

Now, admittedly, I'm no expert on sex myself. But I was under the impression that most people got into doing "the crazy stuff" by doing the normal stuff for awhile and deciding to branch out. What you're more likely to get with a virgin (no offense to the virgins in the audience) is a lot of confusion and embarrassment.

The worst is, this is about the best incels can expect and it's all because of you weren't born a genetic god.

So help me god I'll keep quoting Repo! at you. I have plenty more. I'll do it.

“Why it's important that your gf is a virgin: if you didn't take a girl's virginity, she will never truly love you”
What if her hymen broke while horseback riding? Is that horse the only one she’ll ever love?
Oh, but this does explain the gymnasts and their ‘parallel bars’ genre of graphic fanfiction…

“People on reddit will tell you"
People in relationships will have a more adult view. Of everything.
But you should be depressed because an incel, who will never have a stable relationship, tells you horror stories.

"No matter what you think you will never compare to his abusive behavior”
I should hope NOT.

"She will probably never be as good looking and definitely not as young or tight for you.”
So the birth canal can handle a 10-pound, 16-inch long, 6-inches across infant, you idiots really think that a large penis will stretch it beyond usefulness. Gods, what idiots.

“What you get yourself by falling in love with a non virgin post prime used up slut is a bad deal.”
But even if slightly true, it’s a much, much, much better deal than you’ll ever have.

“The worst is, this is about the best incels can expect"
Expect. That’s funny.