Women Are Like Bread
When a loaf comes out of the oven (puberty), it’s warm and delicious. You can’t help but stuff yourself. (18-24 years old)
When you leave the loaf out, it gets a little hard. You have to heat it up with a toaster first, but it still won’t taste fresh. (25-29 years old)
If you leave the bread out for too long, mold develops. You can cut away the mold, toast the bread, and still be able to eat it, but you won’t enjoy it. You’d have to be starving. (30-34 years old)
If you leave it for even longer, mold takes over and completely destroys the bread. There is no way to excise the toxic portions. You must throw it away before the mold makes you sick. (35 and up)
The lesson in this? Live next to the bakery.
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At least he started at 18.
But I have fancied lots of women of 35 and over, so your opinions are rather subjective, I'm sorry to say.
Here's my viz of Roosh...
Age north of 50
Weight north of 350 lb
Impotent unless he's looking at pedo porn, or reading his own posts
Total virgin who has only had sex with his hand
@whatever
"At least he started at 18."
Yeah, but the analogy doesn't work when you start at eighteen. We all know what his real idea of fresh bread is.
So, how moldy are you, Roosh?
Ya know, there's this fabulous invention called "plastic bag" in which you can store your bread, then it won't be hard. You can even put the bread in the freezer and keep it for months and months, without any hardness or mold.
Baked goods coming out of the oven is not usually a metaphor for puberty, Roosh. I think you have some splainin' to do.
Life begins at forty
Conservative or sporty, it's not until you're forty
Life begins at forty
You see, the sweetest things in life grow sweeter as the years roll on
The Last of the Red Hot Mammas knew far more than you'll ever know, Roosh.
Either your analogy is bullshit across the board, or it just doesn't apply to men: I'm with another guy several years my senior, and I love it.
My bet's on the former.
(Y'know, I used to like guys a little younger or around my age, but having to put up with their lingering gaynst and teach most of 'em how to love and respect themselves got old pretty quickly. Seems like I came out and got over that internalised homophobia and heteronormative masculinity bullshit at a relatively early age. And having to mentor 'em like that also gave the relationship a rather creepy big-brother/little-brother dynamic, at least to me, but I seriously digress.)
There's harmless* creepy people like lolicon, and then there's creepy bastards like this scumbag here.
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Has Mrs. Rachel Weisz (now 44) been completly taken over by the mold?
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The lesson in this? Live next to the bakery.
And take self-defense courses against the anti-nonces brigade in prison, or train yourself to suck lollipops.
sorry but puberty hits from around 12 to 16.
be careful, you are close to a bun in the oven and you dont want to go there.
To all 35 year old and older women, there are lots of men who would be delighted to know you socially.
"Live next to the bakery."
Analogy fail, retard. If a woman is a loaf of bread, then the bakery would be her mother... so your plan is to live next to a pregnant woman and jump the infant the moment she comes out of her mother's womb? That's fucking it, take out your balls...image
Leaving aside all the other creepy and disturbing aspects of this, are you seriously not attracted to anything women have to offer beyond their looks? I mean, hell, even shallow guys will count "ability and willingness to please you sexually" in there somewhere, and I have to imagine that that generally increases with age (to some extent).
Also, if we're naming attractive women over 35, I have to say that anyone who claims attraction to women, but doesn't include Amy Adams among them, has got to be certifiably insane or something.
I like how a 30 year old is considered "moldy" and a woman 35+ is akin to an old, shrunken arthritis-ridden senior citizen. I'm sure he compares men to a "fine wine" that only gets better with age.
Also girls don't start puberty at 18, so... Yeah. He's just another fucking idiotic, sexist creepy pedo apologist.
Translation: the farther a girl/woman gets beyond the age of 12, the more quickly she is able to see that you're a loser, and scary.
And if you've encountered women who are harder at an older age than they were at 20, it's because of a lifetime spent dealing with assholes like you.
Creepy? Roosh?
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Nawwww ....[/sarcasm]
Sometimes I read quotes like these and want to hurl myself off the planet. Then I read the comments and horror is quickly replaced by laughter, and my faith in humanity renewed. I love you, FSTDT, in a totally non-bakery way.
You should climb into the oven when it's going full blast and shut the door behind you, you piece of shit.
P.S. I adore women in the 35 and up age group. Courteney Cox turned 50 this year - she can park her stilettos under my bed anytime she likes.
Women Are Like Bread...
@OhEmGee
@ MgTOW
You just claimed women mature faster than men yet you hail from a site that insists women go through their adult lives the mental equivilant of 8 year olds.
Does it hurt, walking around after you shot yourself in the foot?
The eggs don't start rotting until the woman hits 27. Yep a women starts declining at age 27. He seem to put 18 an 19 here. That really odd considering the fact that women are the most fertile in their early 20s.
Study Shows Fertility Decline Begins in Late 20s - Scientific Americanwww.scientificamerican.com Health News
www.dailymail.co.uk/ .../The-female-fertility-clock-starts-ticking-27.html
And here two more. 7 Things Every Woman Needs to Know About Fertility
Fertility 101 - WebMDwww.webmd.com/baby/features/fertility-101 .
Maybe the bread is not the best analogy it use, or use like this:
Bake the bread all the way through. (preteen years until late teen years)
Wait for the bread to cool off (17-24).
Last but not least enjoy getting your wife pregnant
I knew Vlahiblityhoop was creepy but, brb,
drowning myself in my own vomit because that is more pleasant than reading his posts.
Shouldn't it be "The dough is put into the oven(8-15) and comes out as bread(16-18),but isn't ready to eat until it's cool off(18+). My bad. Girls finish puberty at 16 or 17,but grown men(or women) shouldn't touch them until they're around 18-25.
Confused?
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