(From a news article on Higgs boson particles)
When I was a little kid I remember reading in the Bible the story of how Jesus appeared to his disciples after his resurrection. But He said, "Touch me not, for I have not yet ascended to my Father." Thomas happened not to be there, so when he was told about it, dismissed it as collective hysteria on the part of the witnesses. Something on the order of, yeah, we all loved the guy, he was a great man, but he's dead. So when again Jesus appeared, he noticed Thomas standing apart with his eyes bugging out of his head. "Thomas, it's me. Really. Come here. feel my scars." The difference between appearance one and two? In the latter, he was flesh and blood. In the former he was probably something like anti-matter. One touch and ka-boom! Goodbye universe. Whoever wrote this originally did not know from molecular physics or whatever kind of science is involved. It was written as it happened. Now, over fifty years after first reading this, I sure would like to know the science behind it. .
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So, you want to know the science about Jesus being anti-matter?
/sigh.
I don't know if I should mock him being an idiot, or give him credit for at least wanting to know something about science.
Leon, there is no science in the bible. And I am quite sure doubting Thomas had plenty of reason to be doubtful.
Jesus.. antimatter. My brain hurts.
Um, I just read the "Doubting Thomas" story (John 20:19-29, for anyone else who wants to check), and nowhere does Jesus tell his disciples not to touch him. It just seems that they don't touch him, quite possibly because they were having a WTF moment.
In other words, it would seem this fundie hasn't read the Bible.
Anti-matter would not have to touch flesh to have them annihilate each other.
@[b]nintendofreakgcn:
Or they were thinking "Holy Shit! ZOMBIE!"
Also: A fundy not having read the bible? What are you smoking? That would never happen.
nintendofreakgcm :
I'm not saying you're wrong, but is there more than one account of the "Doubting Thomas" story? In one of the other Gospels, in other words? Maybe he's conflating two different accounts, but it's late where I am so I'll check in the morning.
Why must he mix Higg's boson and antimatter into the same fundie sentence?
I bet he's one of those guys who would support stopping the LHC if he found out about the incredibly small impossibility of strangelets. X_x
If JC had been antimatter....
What was he standing on? What was stopping the air molecules touching him? Were his clothes antimatter too?
The concept - though innovative - is ludicrous.
Sorry!
I new as soon as I read the article in the Guardian that referred to it as the 'God particle', that there would be something on here related to it. However I was not expecting this pile of drivel.
Wasn't Thomas the crazy gospel as-well didn't he write about the young Jesus and make him do really wacky stuff?
Elky
Its very simple...
We know christ is coming back...
We need to find the anti christ...
We bring them in contact with each other somewhere really remote... Like space or something...
They will then annihilate each other releasing large amounts of energy...
If that were the case, air molecules and the floor would have touched Jesus and blown everything up.
Anyway, if Thomas didn't believe until given tangible evidence, and Jesus gladly gave it to him without rebuke, why the fuck do you expect everyone else to believe without any?
I would have thought an antichrist would be antimatter, but apparently it's backwards. Maybe that means anti-matter is the true matter, and matter is really anti-matter. Or maybe.. hmm, I have better things to do with my time than this.
Not fundie! These are people trying to look for a world view that is consistent with the Bible AND reality! Leon might not have a scientific background (for example, the gas molecules would have touched the anti-matter Jesus just as well as the hands of the disciples), but ey's still striving for wisdom. Don't belittle that.
DW: They did once beam antimatter into a 'magnetic containment box' (filled with vaccuum) and walk it to the engine, then dumping it in.
Someone, please, tell him to step away from Star Trek. Or at very least, tell him that anti-matter doesn't WORK THAT WAY.
@1Burning Stake: I checked all four Gospels and didn't find the "Doubting Thomas" story in anywhere but John. It's possible I missed it, but not probable. Upon checking again, however, I did find another interesting passage that I think explains Leon's comments. The passage is Luke 24:36-43.
Basically, the risen Jesus appears to the Apostles, including Thomas, and says the standard "I'm back, peace be with you," stuff. Interestingly, however, he also says "Touch me and see for yourselves; a ghost has no flesh and bones as I have." Most likely, Leon's memory for the story is just a bit shoddy, and that's why he thought Jesus instructed the Apostles not to touch him.
Of course, it still doesn't excuse his shoddy science and inability to simply look up the passage.
"Touch" is probably a KJV mistranslation. Newer Bibles translate it as "hold" or "cling to" - basically, Jesus is telling her not to waste time making a fuss and hugging him, but go to the other disciples and tell them he has returned.
Gotta go with Claire on this one. Not particularly fundie.
Also, isn't Leon just a little too literate? Almost makes it sound like a poe.
"The difference between appearance one and two? In the latter, he was flesh and blood. In the former he was probably something like anti-matter. One touch and ka-boom! Goodbye universe."
Uh, anti-matter doesn't work quite like that.
"Whoever wrote this originally did not know from molecular physics or whatever kind of science is involved."
You probably shouldn't pontificate on things when you're not even sure what field the information comes from.
"It was written as it happened. Now, over fifty years after first reading this, I sure would like to know the science behind it."
Yes, well, that's one of the beautiful things about science: you can see exactly how they got their results. If you have the requisite knowledge in the field, or someone you know does and can explain it, all you have to do is get a copy of the journal the paper was published in. Cool, eh?
The story that you're referring to in the Babble has no other source but itself which sort of makes it difficult to "see the science behind it" which makes it essentially useless even if it were a real event.
Or maybe it was some con-man capitalizing on the idea that Jesus was not only dead by supposed to be some type of god that had all these unbelievable powers. "Hey, look everybody!! I'm Jesus! No, really!!"
I just had a thought while making some food:
If god/jesus was made of tachyon particles, they could technically birth themselves into existence through some future/past time paradoxes!
That explains everything!
'It was written as it happened.'
No, it wasn't. It was written three generations later by people who lived a thousand miles away and spoke a different language.
Which probably accounts for the four gospel's inability to agree on where and when Jesus appeared, who he appeared to and what he said to them.
"Wow man... and... you know... what if resurrected Jesus was like... like made of antimatter... and... like the disciples couldn't touch him...you know... because everything would explode!"
And fundies claim they don't smoke pot ;-)
@ kilrturkey
Nope, it's COMPREHENSIBLE gibberish.
Primarily because Leon's memory of the biblical story is roughly as inaccurate as his understanding of science.
He apparently believes the biblical account to be true, which I acknowledge is a reasonable stance. I don't think so myself, but can see that the position is sufficient to convince the majority of people of ordinary (and many of extraordinary) intelligence who have been raised in the faith.
These people are not all Fundamentalists or nutters (Two distinct sets that nevertheless have a great deal of overlap.)
Thinking it's true, he's speculating on a possible cause, acknowledging his ignorance, and desiring to know the answer. Wow, basically the essentials of the scientific viewpoint, missing only 'run and find out'. Not the least bit Fundy.
Admittedly his failure to realise anti-matter and air would explode on contact is funny, but hell, I make stupider mistakes than that three or more times every day.
I like how he makes Jesus sound like some kind of superhero.
"Cruelly killed by Romans for his messages of brotherly love, after three days Jesus Christ rose again as CAPTAIN ANTIMATTER!"
Confused?
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