To all who do not believe in Jesus, why do you want to go to hell?
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Why would we want to go somewhere that doesn't exist?
With all the petty sadistic bullshit your invisible sky-daddy has perpetrated, though, if Hell did exist, I'd gladly go there deliberately if it kept me away from him.
I say, going through life as a fundie must be Hell. That means, if I don't believe in this life, I'll be doomed to fundamentalism in the next? O teh horrubllz!!1`~!
I want to jam with Jimi, Duane Allman, Frank Zappa, Lowell George, Miles, Coltrane, Dolphy, Muddy, Sonny Boy, Howlin' Wolf....
Is it that much of a stretch to understand that, if we as atheists don't believe in Jesus, the same applies to the rest of your mythology?
I'll give you a hand. We also don't believe in:
- the Creation as described in Genesis
- the Great Flood
- the Tower of Babel
- Jonah and that whole swallowed by a whale thing
- resurrected dead
- the Apocalypse (or anything in Revelation)
- angels
- demons (including Satan, Lucifer, etc.)
Does that help to clear things up?
To all who do not believe in Odin, Zeus, Allah, Amida, Amaterasu, Ra, Hecate, Brahman, or Quetzacoatl, why do you have so much hatred for your divine overlords?
@MessianicServant (#687083): [...]what if[...]
Well, that's the big question, isn't it?
What if... there is no God?
What if... there is no Hell?
What if... Christianity is right, but not your version?
What if... there is an afterlife, but not Christianity's version?
“To all who do not believe in Jesus,”
I believe in Jesus. He was part of the work crew that replaced my roof last summer.
“why do you want to go to hell?”
I don’t want to go to Hell. But I can’t bring myself to believe the stories in his book.
Seriously. His gang of misfits travels around and they’re ALWAYS stunned when he performs a miracle. They’re dumber than the women in laundry detergent commercials. What kind of hamfisted writing produces this crap? Not an eyewitness, that’s obvious.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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