Halloween is Satan's most holy day. There are women living in obscurity that are secretly having babies that will be sacrificed in demonic and pagan worship.
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If these women live in obscurity and they have babies secretly, how do you know about them?
Also, welcome to the 1980s!
*yawn* Satan is a fictional character, numb-nuts. Satanists are real, though (basically atheists in full-on troll-face mode--"problem, Christians?").
Actually, from what I recall, a Satanist's most important holiday is his/her own birthday. I'm pretty sure that at least one regular poster here is a Satanist; care to help me out with this?
I thought Halloween was originally a day to scare AWAY demons and ghosts, and that Pagans celebrate life.
Why would anyone sacrifice nine months of her life, and a lot of pain and inconveniences, to supply someone with a baby to sacrifice to Satan?
Isn't your god pretty partial to burnt offerings, BM?
There are women living in obscurity that are secretly having babies that will be sacrificed in demonic and pagan worship.
Yeah, God wouldn't do something like that. He was going to try human sacrifice, too, with Sarah's child, but he relented and let Isaac live and had Abraham sacrifice a ram, instead. He's bloodthirsty, but not human bloodthirsty (unless they're Midianites or some other humans He didn't like - and even then, He let the killers keep the virgins for later "fun").
And Christians who take part in the Eucharist are drinking real human blood and eating crackers made with human flesh. They secretly procure the blood and flesh on Christmas.
See? It's easy to make shit up about another religion.
There are women living in obscurity that are secretly having babies that will be sacrificed in demonic and pagan worship.
This is true. I mean, just like BibleMan11223344 I heard it somewhere, so it's got to be true. Right?
In a related story, I also heard that President Kennedy really died of cancer. That's true too. Come on, I heard it somewhere.
Yes, I'm sure the devil really loves All Hallows Eve, you know, the evening celebration preceding All Saints. I mean, he's really fond of saints, isn't he? Or would be if he existed.
What's that? He's not? Hmm...
I'm surprised to hear that Satan has holy days. He must be mellowing with age. No wonder Halloween has lost most of its menace these days and has become just a humourous romp for the kids, it's because it's Satan's most holy day.
You can always rely on a Bible man to educate you.
Satan and holy are contrary concepts that cannot sensibly be used a BiBle Man does.
Hallow is the English word for 'to make holy' Een is an abbreviaion of Evening. So, Halloween = Holy Evening.
As it presently exists, Halloween is an American invention. In its original form it is in Scots and Irish Gaeilic Oíche Shamhna pron.(Eeheh Howna) and is a celtic feast where the family recalls those who have gone to theri reward. The old traditions are strong in Ireland, and, I believe, in Scotland too. Perhaps also in the other Celtic countries. It is strange that in all my 70 years I have never once been invited to the sacrificing of a baby. That is more appropriate to the Bible, viz Isaac and Jephtha's daughter, and the Amalekites... REad you bible Bible Man. You got a lot of human sacrifice in there without any need for Oíche Shamhna.
Halloween was originally meant to welcome the dead when they came visiting once a year to see how the family was doing. It had nothing to do with Satan, demons, Hell, or Christian mythology.
Satanic Panic was sad and lame back in the 80's, and it hasn't improved with age.
Bob Satan here. You got it all wrong, BibleManiac. I sold Halloween to the Tooth Fairy years ago. That flying tart has quite a sense of humor! As for the dead babies, no money in it. Hell, even the market for dead baby jokes dried up 30 years ago. Nah... my favorite holiday is New Years Day. When else do people all over the world get hammered on cheap booze all at the same time? I play the market for every publicly traded rotgut distillery I can think of. Na Zdorovie!
I have read "Michelle remembers". This book may have Ben the start of the satanic panic. It is a sickening book with many baby's sacrificed. The satanic panic really got
I think the obsession with demonic possession may have gotten started with "Rosemary's baby" and "the exercist"
It' amazes me how quickly people believe incredible things.
michael3ov:There are actually Satanists who believe in and worship Satan.
Yes, there are. However, we don't sacrifice babies (or anything else) either.
@michael3ov
That said, even real literal Satan-worshipers & Luciferians don't worship the Biblical concept of "Satan-The-Nasty-God-Of-Evil". Basically, they're NeoPagans of the Left-Hand Path variety.
Satanists, be they LaVeyans, Theistic/Luciferians, Setians or whatever, would find murder & child/animal sacrifice repulsive. Yes, there are some VERY isolated incidents of young nutsos who murder for Satan & have sacrifices but again...isolated nustos...not real Satanists.
Real Satanism is basically Gnosticism & Paganism with a spooky, gothicy, Left-Hand Path veneer.
Just like how I overheard a couple of fundies claiming that there were entire cities secretly built underground by Satanists where they take abducted children to sacrifice in Satanic rituals.
@JeanP :
What's the guy doing in the background in the first panel? Looks like he's chatting via ham radio.
You really are a sick fuck, aren't you, Bibleman?
You know, I've the bible pretty thoroughly, and not one word of this crap is in there. This is all crap made up in the Middle Ages.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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