[There is no evidence for Creationism]
That's because Jesus took the evidence back to Heaven with Him.
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...in a little row boat.
CRAP, CRAP!
"That's because Jesus took the evidence back to Heaven with Him."
Well, at least he didn't have much (any) packing to do.
And that, children, is what we call a cop-out.
Can you say "cop-out," children?
I literally burst out laughing. Thank you, AV. Thank you for your stupidity.
(Now stop breathing my oxygen.)
Did he take to Heaven all the bones of the dinosaurs who lived with human?, the very question is why?, to put himself in a ridicule?, to put it more difficult to his followers?. Moreover, how?. Did his soul(immaterial)took the evidence(material) with him?
He took evidence back to Heaven, and expect us to make the fool of playing hide-n-seek with it. You're right guys, Jesus ate my homework is not worthy of that. At least dogs can schew some substances for science class.
"Jesus ate my homework" seconded.
Now explain why there's evidence showing creationism (both tales) wrong. Remember to use proper citation and have it on my desk by Tuesday, or you will receive a failing grade. [/professor]
So what evidence do you have that the evidence was removed?
You can't just say it was so - you have to show evidence....
If you come back with "Jesus also took the evidence that he took the creation evidence back with him," - then I will merely ask what evidence you have of that.
HA!
You can't win!
@julian: why would jesus take the evidence with him on a little rowing boat? the man could WALK ON WATER.
Maybe jesus was such an airhead they jus heated him up and they ballooned him with the evidence to heaven.
Yup. He took all the evidence, all the artifacts, all the proof, put everything in Noah's ark and POOF. Gone.
I lived in Jerusalem for a couple of years. When I went to where JC was buried for a while, one of the tourists asked "How do you know this was his tomb"
Whatever happened to "You can't take it with you"?
Oh, right - miracles. I forgot.
I don't know where Jimmy Hoffa is, and I wouldn't tell you if I did, but he was here. We know this because he isn't here now.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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