no sexual immorality is anything that binds a sexual nature masturbation is a sexual thing to do
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I'm guessing the problem here is a lack of basic grammar skills. Maybe it should be:
Leaving for a moment the absolute incoherence of the comment generally, what the heck would it mean to "bind" a sexual nature anyway? How does the word "bind" apply here at all?
What the fuck does he mean, "Bind"? All I can think is that he means "Restrict", but last time I checked, the fundies are the ones doing all the sexual restriction.
"No sexual immorality?! Is anything that bind a sexual nature masturbation? Is [it] a sexual thing to do?"
All better.
(Reminds me of the famous example stressing the importance of capitalization: I helped my uncle Jack off a horse vs. i helped my uncle jack off a horse.)
“no sexual immorality is anything that binds a sexual nature masturbation is a sexual thing to do”
But if that’s close to what you’re trying to say, I would conclude that: Sexual immorality = handcuffs, gags, restraints, Xavier’s cross, and blindfolds? Bindings, of any sort? But only if someone gets sexually excited?
So, If i masturbate but don’t use handcuffs, it’s not immorality? But, what if, in my fantasy, Captain Crunch has the key to my imaginary handcuffs? Is that immorality?
Confused?
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