BigTlilODD #fundie bibleforums.org

[A post where substituting "Jesus" for "Santa" can change the context of everything]

I will teach my kids about Santa, the easter bunny and the tooth fairy. I will teach them that they are myths and where they came from.

If my kid tells another child that Santa isn't real and that child believes in Santa, so be it. I would love that phone call....

"Ummm is this Baby Ganoosh's dad?"

"Yes it is"

"She just told another student that there is no Santa Clause and it upset him"

"Well, did she lie to him or were his parents lying to him?"

LOL that would be fun.

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