Riddle me this: What did people do between the time infant humans began randomly excreting waste--which continues on to this day--and the invention of diapers (textiles). Nothing suited to the task exists in nature. If evolution can't explain that, it's worthless!
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Leaves.
Now make like a tree and do so, before a bear up one in a forest does the task it is suited to: on you.
Riddle me this: Is Pope Francis a Buddhist ? [/Burma *]
*- I panicked. And now it is time for the argument on top of your television set to explode. [/Monty Python] X3
...and what a crap argument yours is, OP.
What does every single animal alive do, dumbass? What, did you think tissue paper sprang into existence fully realized with the first man to walk the Earth? There's ignorant and then there's legitimately wondering how people found food before there were supermarkets.
Even in modern times Muslims clean their backsides with their left hand. They wash quite thoroughly afterwards of course. It's one reason giving an item with your left hand is considered a terrible insult.
Could AwesomeMachine please bring his Evolution Textbook to the front of the class, and show us what part of evolutionary theory must be used to explain clothing?
For that matter, can AM please prove that he has the foggiest fucking idea what evolutionary theory IS? (spoiler alert: Negative points will be awarded for mentioning the Big Bang, denying God, sins, monkeys, or missing links)
“Riddle me this:”
Always makes me think of the fanfic where Spiderman changes places with Batman. And drives batman’s villains crazy with disrespect. “I prefer knock-knock jokes.”
"What did people do between the time infant humans began randomly excreting waste--which continues on to this day--and the invention of diapers (textiles).”
I have heard of a tribe that doesn’t nail down the wood boards of their floors. Their kids tend to go naked. After enough shit collects on the floor, they turn the boards over and it all falls to the crawl space below.
Might ask, ‘how did people deal with shit through history’ and the answer is, ‘however they had to.’
"Nothing suited to the task exists in nature.”
What, people can’t wash leather?
“If evolution can't explain that, it's worthless!”
Evolution is the change in DNA over time, not the change in hygiene.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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