Hitler was one sick puppy and managed to brainwash millions of people into his sick ideology. It is my contention that Hitler was demonically possessed by 5 or more very powerful demons. Sounds like a fairy tale to you, but for somebody who has had encounters with these things it makes perfect sense.
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"but for somebody who has had encounters with these things it makes perfect sense".
I wonder if "these things" refers to sick puppies, brainwashed people, or sick ideologies. I don't doubt JC33 has first-hand knowledge of all of these.
Let me set up a hypothetical situation.
It's the end of the war in Europe. Hitler cowers in his bunker, too afraid to kill himself and awaiting capture. He's captured and tried at the Nuremburg Trials. However, America is a Theocracy at this point. Suddenly, the great-grandfather of JC33andDivine shows up and shocks the court by telling everyone that Hitler's not at fault, and that it was only the demons possessing him! JC performs some exorcism claptrap and declares Hitler cured. Hitler gets a full pardon and twelve million people's deaths are forgotten.
Thanks, fundamentalism! :)
So how does the 5 demon thing work? Do they get a limb each? Is one in charge and the other 4 subordinate to it or is it like a commitee? Did they sit on his shoulders and whisper one word each into his ears?
"Go",
"On",
"Adolf",
"Invade",
"Poland",
What would have happened if there had only been 4, or 6 ? I think we should be told. The future of humanity rests upon the answers........Or not!
Well, Norwegian nazi Vidkun Quisling CLAIMED he descended from the Æsir Thor, god of Thunder...
... so the 'Hitler-possessed'-theory wasn't THAT far out...
"So how does the 5 demon thing work? Do they get a limb each?"
For some reason, that reminds me of Voltron, "And I'll form the head!"
Wait, I thought humans were vile, evil monsters who deserved everything they got unless they said the magic words so Rambo Jesus would let them act like real people instead of raping, baby-eating lunatics. Why do they need to be possessed by demons to commit wholesale genocide again?
I really wish you guys would make up your minds.
Which begs the question: Are sick puppies infected with demons?
I suspect this guy would say "yes indeed, the demons of Distemper, Intestinal Blockage and Disobedience have accousted my dog many times"
Hitler was just one sick puppy. If he hadn't had a lot of like-minded people around him, no-one would have listened to him, and/or the attempted assassination would have succeeded.
It's my contention that you're mentally challenged.
What if Hitler was demonically possessed by just four very powerful demons?
Still sounds like a fairy tale, or rather; it sounds insane.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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