This year, well.. it's 2006.. I'm kinda scared. I feel like staying home the whole day locked up in my room. I know I sound weird, but I'm not even joking.. and my dog's birthday is June 6th. Is that weird?
Help.
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"I'm kinda scared. I feel like staying home the whole day locked up in my room."
Do you really think that God or Jesus or the beast or the anti-christ wouldn't be able to find you if you stay in your room? How inadequate they seem.
Oh, my aunt's sister's friend's dog was born someday in January. Isn't that weird?
Does Ms. Rain believe that her dog is the antichrist? I mean, yeah, we all know that "dog" is "god" spelled backwards, but... yeah, someone is off his/her meds.
Diary, June 6th 2006.
666 is the mark of the beast, which is also the Devil.
A dog is a beast, by some definition.
Dog is the palindrome of God. Palindromes are opposites, sort of. The opposite God is the Devil.
Devil Dogs come 6 in a package. Today the store had a sale where devil dogs where a dollar a pack. That means 6 packs of 6 for 6 dollars, which is the same as 666.
I spent all day locked in my room eating devil dogs with my dog, who's birthday is June 6th. Together we ate 36 devil dogs, since I bought 6 packets. 36 has the numbers 3 and 6 in it. 3 sixes is 666.
I think this mathematically proves that my dog is the devil.
That's why I killed him by feeding him devil dogs until the chocolate in the devil's food cake caused him to die from diarhea.
I've slain the devil, which is also my dog, with devil's food cake (It can't be a coincidence!!!)
Only God can defeat the devil. That means I am the second coming of Christ.
It makes perfect sense.
Even the fundies can poke fun at each other. This was a response someone wrote on the thread (and yes, he's a fundie, or at least certainly Christian - his tagline quote shows it)
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YOu scoffers better be careful!
Not only is it 6/6/06 but it is also 2006.
If you take the number of years of the age of the earth (6073) and divide it by 666 you get 9.11. If you then multiply that by 66, the number of books in the bible you come up with 601.83. 601.83 * 120, the age of moses comes up with 72219.46. Subtract 70213.46 from that, the size of my ego and you get 2006. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
"This year, well.. it's 2006."
Well, yes indeed it is 2006.
"I'm kinda scared."
You have my sympathies.
"I feel like staying home the whole day locked up in my room."
I feel the same way from Monday to Friday.
"I know I sound weird,..."
I agree, you do.
"...but I'm not even joking..."
Really? Could have fooled me!
"...and my dog's birthday is June 6th."
Happy Birthday, in advance.
"Is that weird?"
Only if you want it to be.
That is weird, because
1. It's only 06/06/06 at that point because of when Jesus was born and when people claimed he was born.
2. I actually boarded a plane and flew to France on that day. It sucked a lot, but nobody died. France rocked.
Hi,
This is tr0pica1rain. I actually found this by googling my username (long story).
Anyway, to clarify, this post (that was written two years ago) - it had nothing to do with my faith in God. Instead, it had everything to do with the fact that I suffer from OCD, and I have an irrational fear of things like ghosts, evil, etc. blah blah. So, as a normal human being, I know that the fear of my dog was irrational, and as a Christian, I know that God will protect me. But as an OCD sufferer, the panic still plagued my mind through repeated thoughts that "what if my dog is evil", and I needed to seek reassurance. The only way I could at the time was to ask the people on the forum. Keep in mind I was younger then, and also going through some things. If you want to find out more about the disease, OCfoundation.org has some information. Or wikipedia. whatever.
Also, I am a female.
Also, my dog is fine, I didn't hurt him or anything. He is fine... a little neurotic but I guess dogs take after their owners, eh?
Thanks for reading, and hopefully understanding.
Wow tr0pica1rain, my hat is off to you for explaining calmly without caps lock or threats of hellfire.
I often wonder if there is more to these quotes, like your back story, that makes them much less crazy. :)
So? My brother's birthday is June 6th.
And lately, theres been this smell of sulfur every time he has been in the bathroom....
Also, I have this lingering feeling like his shadow has horns and a pointy tail. Odd.
It's 2011.
My dog's dead.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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