It should be illegal to have to do work with Stacy's and Chad's in a college class as an incel. All they do is flirt with each other while I have to do all the work. I've never had a girl talk to me about anything but class work in college.
It's fucking over and college is straight torture watching all the girls try to get the hottest guys and completely ignore me because of shit I can not control. Someone give me a rope.
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OK but will Chad and Stacy be happy together? Fancying someone is probably the worst reason to go with them. Yes Chad will find Stacy, but within weeks they could be sick of the sight of each other. Eventually Chad and Stacy will both learn that dating is not a reliable path to finding love.
Do what I did. Turn your back on the great search, and join a website devoted to some other topic of interest. Let your humour show but be honest about yourself. That's how people will get to know you. That's how I found my soul mate.
Ironically, looking for a partner is the worst way to actually find one.
Yours truly,
an ex-incel.
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Your milleage may vary, I found my hubbie on a biggest dating site in our old country when we were both 23, I will admit though that I was searching by the compatibility of our interests and hobbies so you do have a good point there still.
"Oh woe is me, someone else is actually enjoying life. How dreadful and insensitive of them!", part eleventy-three.
I have visions of a small dark cloud remaining above your head as you mope along, with a facial expression that causes others to keep thirty feet away from you at all times.
Edit to add: my husband was a virgin until he was 26. He made up for lost time later.
It should be illegal to have to do work with Stacy's and Chad's in a college class as an incel.
Unfortunately (for you) it is not.
All they do is flirt with each other while I have to do all the work.
...somebody is jealous...
I've never had a girl talk to me about anything but class work in college.
Duh...it's college.
It's fucking over and college is straight torture watching all the girls try to get the hottest guys and completely ignore me because of shit I can not control.
You do know that some of those girls are not into guys at all.
By the way, if you're in college just to get girls without the work, you're wasting your money and the instructor's time.
Someone give me a rope.
Sorry, but if didn't spend all that dough on tuition, you could have afforded your own.
It should be illegal to have to do work with Stacy's and Chad's in a college class as an incel
And it should be illegal to be a manbaby .
Fortunately, reality doesn't bend to my will. So do you see how even your piss-poor 'coping mechanism' in so much as thinking of this impossible to come to pass 'wish' will avail you naught...?!
...meanwhile, find that rope. Then you can piss up it.
You won't care about the stench: or the dampness when you use it.
Or you can Grow Up.
Illegal? College is voluntary, and you can protest in class that you have to do all the work.
I bet all they boys are also trying to get the hottest gals, and you completely ignore the uglygals because of shit THEY can't control.
Why don't you go to the hardware store and buy your own rope?
"It should be illegal to have to do work with Stacy's and Chad's in a college class as an incel."
'It should be illegal for others to eat things like cookies and cupcakes around me when I'm on a diet!'
"It should be illegal to have to do work with Stacy's and Chad's in a college class as an incel."
I suspect that by making this illegal, uglyguy12 would expect that the Authorities, who have nothing better to do that warp reality for uglyguy12's comfort, would limit public displays of kissing, flirting, handholding, making plans to hook up later, discussing hookups and so on, when performed by anyone above 8/10. Of course, this would require defining the scale and supplying a formal rubric to determine 7's, 8's and so on.
A far simpler solution would be to for a law that says 'if you're a virgin, and you're being a total dick about that fact, you can't go to college.'
If college is such torture because other people are happy, then why are you going? Hell, why is a fungus like you leaving your parents' basement?
And again, we run into some of the typical incel cultist problems: how does anyone know you're an incel (never explained)? Who qualifies as "Stacy"? Who is "Chad"? How can you tell "Chad" from a "normie"? How is being an entitled dick something you can't control?
Also, perhaps it's just me, but isn't coursework what you're supposed to be talking about in class? Of course, I'm surprised that the rest of the incels didn't gang up on this guy because a girl actually spoke to him, calling him a bragging "normie" or a troll.
Here's a clue, moron: some of those girls who talked to you about class work were probably trying to get to know you better. What's a better opening line in a college class but "what do you think about X" or "I didn't understand X, what about you?" Because you're expecting women to come up to you and open a conversation with "your place or mine" you probably missed some of the very flirting you claim is passing between Stacy and Chad.
Stop thinking so much about sex and work on developing ordinary friendships, with both men and women. The fact that you're in the same class already gives you something in common. Join a study group or set one up yourself. Life is more than sex and it's definitely not a porno movie. Granted, it's easier to blame the world for your perceived problems than to admit you might bear some responsibility, but everybody's got problems and everybody's got a unrequited crush somewhere.
Yeah yeah, everything that reminds you of your shortcomings should totally be a hanging offense. People are smarter, more athletic, better looking, funnier, more personable, or just more effective liars than you? Kill 'em all and maybe women will look in your direction. Because that's totally how it works right? It's not like people form relationships because they like people and want to spend time with them it's because... reasons. Reasons that can only fulfilled by getting into relationships instead of oh say getting jobs or buying a vibrator. Being absolutely unlikable and openly hating everyone with explicit desires to hurt them for the pettiest shit imaginable should never be an obstacle to making them spend time with you.
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You're welcome!
@Azereaux:
How can you tell "Chad" from a "normie"?
Confused?
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