Ann Coulter #fundie

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More evidence soccer is for girls. Player from Uraguay caught BITING an opponent yesterday. Not punching. Not a cross-body block. BITING!

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old comment by nazani14

I've never seen one female bite another. Never. Not in kindergarten, in any sport, not even during the mercifully few fights between women that I've witnessed. According to several retired teachers I hang out with, the most likely person to bite is a boy under 6 years old, whose verbal and social skills haven't caught up to his motor skills. Grabbing, shoving, and biting typically happen during confrontation over toys or food. The child being bitten may not even be aware that the biting child is upset, because of the biter's difficulty in expressing his emotions. Not dissing boys here, just stating what every teacher soon realizes, that abilities may develop at different rates between boys and girls.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

And Gary Lineker never had so much as one Yellow Card in his club/country football career; not for nothing is he known as the 'Mr. Clean' of Football.

He's bitten into plenty of potato crisps in his Walkers Crisps adverts, though. Are crisps for girls?

Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield's* ear in a boxing match. Would you say to his face that he's a girl?!

Haven't thought through the logic of your argument have you, eh Ann Cunter?

I've already started referring to said Uruguayan/Liverpool player as 'Hannibal Suarez'. Your point, Ann? It certainly proves that eating [i]people[/i] comes easy to your Uruguayan sportsmen, I guess. [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]

@Doubting Thomas

"Hey Ann, guess what? Most Americans don't give a shit about soccer."

Considering the match yesterday, re. Germany vs. Algeria, and how the former are such a solid team that have done no wrong so far (next game vs. France), but as USA are playing Belgium today, and they've done pretty well so far, I wouldn't be so sure about that; all it takes is for them to reach the World Cup final...! [/North Korea knocking out Italy (the favourites to win) in 1966]

*- Oh, and cop for this:

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/2014-fifa-world-cup-evander-holyfields-hilarious-tweet/story?id=24285600

A tweet by Evander Holyfield, re. Hannibal Suarez:

'I guess any part of the body is up for eating.'

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old comment by Femathiest

OK. I'll confess I was a huge biter back in kindergarten. There was something about biting another kid that was so satisfying that I couldn't resist doing it, even though I got in trouble for it. I especially liked biting people in the fleshy part of the upper arm. Just thinking about it makes me nostalgic for the good old days of biting three of four kids before nap time. God, it was great!
I never had the opportunity to bite Ann Coulter, although I'd very much like to. Then she'd realize that it hurts like a sonavabitch to be bitten by a dedicated and enthusiastic biter.
As a former biter, I'm all for MORE biting in sports. Biting isn't evidence of girly-ness,like dressing in pink and pretending to be a Disney Princess. Biting is savage! Biting is primal! Biting rocks! Imagine Football, with biting! The Olympics, with biting! It would be epic.

Ann Coulter #fundie twitter.com

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