As someone who is studying science in grad school, I know that science is bogus.
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note that he claims he's studying "science", without any further qualification. I'd suspect anyone who is actually studying "science" in grad school would be at least somewhat more specific, like "chemistry" or "biology".
Unless he means this in some vague, philosophical sense, which I doubt, then why the hell is he in graduate school?
In what sense are you "studying science"? I've known people who thought that they had studied science in grad school because they had heard one of their pomo-decon professors denounce science. Naturally, those people assumed that they then knew more about science than those of us who really were studying science.
I have never heard an adult say they are studying or majoring in "science." It is always phrased as "Science education," "physics," "biology," or "chemistry."
The only people who have "science" are in grade school.
Liar liar pants on fire!
As someone who is taking science in college, I can tell you that you're a moron.
Ditto.
Please stop wasting valuable grad school space. There are people actually capable of using their brains who are trying to get in, y'know.
QFT
I've heard of someone who was majoring in geology, and had a goal of disproving the mountains of evidence that the Earth is 5 billion years old, and was more around the 6,000 years "like the Bible says it is." (PROTIP: No it doesn't)
Well aren't you a waste of time, money, energy, oxygen and space. And to think, the learning kids could've had a water cooler in their room if they'd known that.
While lying for Jesus is the most likely, I'm just gonna play Devil's Advocate and say he's taking science so that he can go and say "it's bullshit! I took science, see it's on my diploma, but I don't agree, therefore it's wrong! GOD RULES!!!"
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