PaigeWhitley #fundie

The Heaven's Gate Award

PaigeWhitley #fundie rr-bb.com

This morning I was having a "lie in" with my 10 year old, we were snuggled up in bed and I shared with him a conversation I had with a sweet 5 year old boy at Awana's last night about heaven and what it was like and the little boy said "oh boy I want to die right now." When I told this to my son he sighed and he said "yeah, I'm ready to go home."

Home. This isn't our home. Heaven is our home. For those of us with our names in the Lambs book of life, we are aliens to this earth, one foot in glory and the other here. Waiting.

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old comment by Thirddrop

"This morning I was having a "lie in" with my 10 year old, we were snuggled up in bed and I shared with him a conversation I had with a sweet 5 year old boy at Awana's last night about heaven and what it was like and the little boy said "oh boy I want to die right now." When I told this to my son he sighed and he said "yeah, I'm ready to go home.""

Assuming this story is true, it is clear that the 5 year old boy is not related to you. I have a 5 year old granddaughter, and if people like you ever came to her and tried to fill her head with thoughts of how good her imminent death would be, I can guarantee that your back would be hard up against a wall and my hand would be around your throat. Before I let you go I would make sure that you had a good look at my eyes.

old comment by Pule Thamex

I found out the frightening truth ... there are aliens among us! They are some sort of shape changing monsters with advanced technology that to us ordinary humans seems just like magic. They are controlled by an invisible overseer and they can fly.

The alien invaders have a sinister plan by which they mean to dominate Earth, it involves some sort of dastardly deeds with human children.

The alien shape changers are so well disguised that to an untrained observer they look just like ordinary drama queens or nutters. They could be flipping your burger and you wouldn't suspect a thing.

The unsuspecting human might think to themselves when they encounter an alien invader for the first time, that it's just a typical loony who's been out in the sun too long. But don't be fooled, the acting like a mental patient is just part of the alien deception.

Beware! And keep looking to the skies!

old comment by Matante

The username sounds like a real name, and her public info includes "Eastern Shore, Virginia".
That would be enough for child services to figure out who she is, I'd believe. I'm not sure how the US system works or if a complaint from outside the country would be taken seriously, so if one of the US citizens here can either report her or give me a hint of how, I think it would be time to stop saying "those people shouldn't be with children" and actually do something about it.
There's a possibility the kid wouldn't even be taken away, if she's competent outside of her horribly morbid mindset; might just get ordered to let a councelor follow them.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"a conversation I had with a sweet 5 year old boy at Awana's last night about heaven"

This quote raises a couple of flags (emphasis added):

1: 'A sweet five year old boy'? Shotacon much, Paige? [/Jimmy Savile]

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'I can go into a playground of kids that don't know anything about Christianity, lead them to the Lord in a matter of, just no time at all, and just moments later they can be seeing visions and hearing the voice of God, because they're so open. They are so usable in Christianity.'

-Becky Fischer, "Jesus Camp"

As if she in that documentary film wasn't bad enough, there's more of you vultures, reduced to preying (pun intended) on kids? What, not getting results, re. your harpy-like attempts upon adults, conversion-wise?!

old comment by Anon-e-moose

(Part II):

And as for 'This isn't our home. Heaven is our home. For those of us with our names in the Lambs book of life, we are aliens to this earth, one foot in glory and the other here. Waiting'...:

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...what's stopping you now? Especially when 'Suicide is a Sin' is purely Catholic doctrine; as in Papist. [/Ian Paisley]

Or do you actually love this world too much, and are more Atheist than we Atheists who acknowledge that this is the only life we have? You lot at Ruptured Retards seem to be doing everything but follow the Jonestown/Heaven's Gate example, re. you living in this world for as long as possible - just like we Atheists. The very fact you're still here should tell you a couple of things: 1) Your God 'tarrying' - and for so long (there's the [C]Rapturites who have died since 1844 to today) - is proof that God doesn't exist, thus no afterlife, never mind a (C)Rapture. 2) You lot subconsciously acknowledge that we Atheists are right: as we have been all along.

...or don't you have faith in your 'faith', concerning the existence of an 'Afterlife', hmmmmm?! (And remember what I say, re. 'Suicide is a Sin'; you lot are 'Protestants', are you not...?!) Every second you're not, then as I say: what's stopping you, re. Jonestown/Heaven's Gate's example? Every second you're not, proves you are more Atheist than we Atheists.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@Dyz

"This is the afterlife. If you think you are not in heaven, you are in hell."

Then this Raptard had better not click on this link:

http://videosift.com/video/BBC-Horizon-2011-What-is-Reality

If she knows what's good for her; least of all her sanity. Frankly, the twist of the entire series "LOST" being the least of her problems, when one considers the hypothesis put forward by scientists in the above edition of the BBC science documentary series "Horizon".

Even doing a 'Heaven's Gate' wouldn't save you from the notion of a worse-than Reality, if - from we Atheists point of view - this is what you consider 'Hell', o Ruptured Retards.

'Information can not be destroyed'

-Prof. Stephen Hawking

@Troll4Life (emph-ass-is added)

"As a Christian who loves and embraces the life God has given me, I want to point out this is not biblical. Scripture actually makes it clear that those who commit suicide will spend eternity in hell.

Point out verbatim where it says 'Suicide is a Sin'; even 'Those who kill themselves will go to Hell'? If you can't, then it ISN'T so (remember: only Catholic doctrine says so). But then, you thought that we'd be 'Arseraped by demons for eternity'; remember all those like you on CARM Forums who tore you a new one, doctrinally, proving you as not just a liar (your 'pastor' etc), but someone who hadn't even READ your Bible.

'Interpretation', my arse. If it doesn't mention it - least of all verbatim - then it never happened, nor will it EVER happen.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

(Part II):

...but - as per the gap between your last appearance & now - re. how you were argumentally annihilated previously (thus you being reduced to not showing your inferior face for so long), you yourself proving you're nothing more than an inferior subhuman drama-creating troll via your need to show your inferior subhuman face here again, you've again proved what an intellectual masochist you also are; you love coming back after having your bullshit argumentally kerbstomped into oblivion by we intellectually superior Atheists. And haven't you forgotten? When your so-called 'Bible' isn't even admissable as evidence in a court of law, then anything you say - least of all threaten us with; your psychological blackmail technique of 'Turn or Burn' (but then, threats are the last resort of those who know they've lost the argument, and are proven wrong in everything they say/do/think/ 'believe' [which cannot be spelled without the word LIE]) - then anything you 'threaten' we Atheists with is based on less than nothing; your 'threats' are EMPTY.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

(Part the Last):

...and one last thing: 'Scripture actually makes it clear that those who commit suicide will spend eternity in hell', you say? There's another excuse to add to the list by fundies. As I stated before, re. Paige & the rest of her Ruptured Retards ilk: if you lot are not of this world you are in - but haven't got the cojones to actually do something about it, then you Christains actually LOVE this sinful world & all it has to offer (proof: you using that Satanic computer, dearie) you claim you're not 'of'; by wanting to live in it for as long as possible - and not following the example of Jonestown & Heaven's Gate - you're more Atheist than we Atheists, and you acknowledge that we're right in what we say: that THIS is the only life there is, and every second you're NOT no longer being 'of' this world, you prove we Atheists right; indeed, you're MORE Atheist than we Atheists.

Remember: Point out in the Bible where it says 'Suicide is a Sin': verbatim.

No mentionee, no doctrinee. Re. what I say above, and fundies being more Atheist than we Atheists; you love this world - and this life - more than we Atheists do, indeed, proving we Atheists right, re our saying that THIS is the only life, and there ISN'T an 'Afterlife'; Prove us wrong: NOW. You know what you'll be admitting/proving when you DON'T...! >:D

...now, this is the point where you fuck off - as you've been intellectually kerbstomped - only this time, keeping in mind Matthew 10:14. Don't forget that.

PaigeWhitley #fundie rr-bb.com

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