Timjer

@Timjer

RohypnolPickupArtist #wingnut

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist

Oh, alright then. If the only alternative is bondage and blindly obeying and buttkissing you and the monster you worship, then I choose to be your enemy. Honestly, it’s the easiest choice I’ve ever made, and I’m normally very indecisive.

Anti-yaoi-guild #homophobia

David J. Stewart #fundie #conspiracy

Again with DJS screeching “EVIL! EVIL! EEEEVIIIIILLL!!!!” Normally I’d try to explain that evil is a very subjective term that does not belong in proper conversation (at least used like this) if you want to be taken seriously.

That being said, DJS, you’re the truly evil person here. Stop pretending otherwise.

Sen. Ted Cruz #conspiracy #ufo

@Checkmate

Is it true that Trump wants to build a wall in space?

I can already see it. The earth goes bankrupt in Trump’s desire to build a wall around the earth, despite his promises to make Mars pay for it. And then, once it’s finally completed, people & aliens just fly over or around it as space is 3D and not 2D, which actual professionals repeatedly tried to warn him about.

Deep State Exposed® ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ #transphobia #conspiracy

…What? Can this dumbass not tell the difference between men and women? ’Cause I’m pretty sure a lot of First Ladies were women other than Melania.

Sen. Ted Cruz #conspiracy #ufo

@Malingspann

Does he think that any day now, we’ll make contact with an alien civilization and start interstellar trade?

I doubt it, Cruz seems to be one of those dumbasses who “know for a fact” that humans are the only intelligent life in the omniverse. Because an old book said so.

And if he does, I doubt he’ll want to trade. More likely he’ll be like “exterminate the alien, the mutant, the heretic!”

SIGH… Who remembers when Starship Troopers and Warhammer 40k were just fiction? And not an eerie prediction of our future?

Brian Niemeier #fundie

Sen. Ted Cruz #conspiracy #ufo

While I don’t think the "Space Force” is a bad idea per se, especially for the long term, I do highly doubt that the Orange Smurf and Teddy here actually really thought it through. I mean, for starters no human power is a threat to our spacecraft, while any Alien power would be waaaaaaay to much out of our league at this point.

No, more likely the Orange Clow just had another highly impulsive idea (thinking that with enough money he can build his own Galactic Empire and Death Star) while Cruz here is just brownnosing his Emperor for a taste of that UNLIMITED POWER.

But you know what? The first world nation and human leader that successfully gets our very own Star Destroyer (*) build will have my support no matter what.

(*) The Resurgent-class happens to be my favorite, btw.

Lady Checkmate Amos Moses #fundie

For fuck’s sake! Shut the fuck up with you compulsive lying, Gingham! One of these days innocent people are going to get hurt or killed because you cannot stop lying about them!

News flash, showing children that homosexuality exists, nothing more, is NOT sexualizing children! And I’m pretty sure even you’re not stupid enough to confuse the two.

…Sorry for this outburst, but I’m really tired of this hypocritical bitch and her constant lies, hate speech, and holier-than-thou attitude. Especially since there are a lot worse things in the world than the harmless things she keeps focusing her attack dogs on.

Brian Niemeier #fundie

@KZadBhat

Oh, I’m fully aware that Tolkien is hardly the only one. He was just the first name that popped up. In fact, I personally think Middle Earth is a bit boring because it’s too mundane for a fantasy world. I for one greatly like the fantasy world of the Elder Scrolls more, but that’s just me.

As for Sci Fi, I agree. It also has the potential to contain great and imaginative settings. I’m a big fan of Star Wars, Halo, & Mass Effect, especially their EU novels. And while I prefer experiencing Sci fi as story material, I do think that a proper fantasy world is a bit more “magical”, pun partially intended. I often find that “Urban fantasy” is a good middle ground.

Still, I’m not familiar with all the names you gave, I’ll have to look some up. Thanks for expanding my horizons.

Napoleon de Geso quoting Ruhollah Khomeini #sexist

Rev. Ronald E. Williams and Patti Williams #fundie #psycho

Star Trek Theory #racist

David J. Stewart #fundie

Brian Niemeier #fundie

100% what SpukiKitty said. I just don’t get fundies like this (or any fundie, really); what’s even the point of living if you aren’t enjoying life? Or at least bringing enjoyment to others? Why would any deity create a world with such imagination and beauty and possibilities if you’re not allowed to enjoy any of it?

This is coming from a depressed person, someone who actually has trouble enjoying life but who really likes to anyway. Hell, I’ll let you in on a little secret; my greatest, deepest passion would likely be just creating stuff. I’d LOVE to create countless, moving and beautiful things that everyone can enjoy. …The problem is I’m severely lacking in inspiration, motivation, and actual skill. If I was a creator deity with infinite creativity, seriously, I just wouldn’t be able to resist creating boundless fantasy worlds that even Tolkien would be envious of.

…But I digress.

Seriously, life’s short enough as it is. Might just as well enjoy the time we have however we can.

Wulfram #homophobia

Real talk? I’m as straight as they come and not attracted to other men at all. Yet despite that I have no hatred towards gay couples, even male ones. Heh, it’s almost as if who they love is none of my friggin’ business, nor is it my place to condemn something like that.

Do I prefer seeing lesbians kiss over homo’s? Sure, but I fail to see how that is relevant to anything so I don’t let such ridiculous feelings dictate my morals.

David J. Stewart #conspiracy #fundie

Brittney Kara #fundie #quack

…The fact that morons like this not only exist, but also are allowed to force their inane opinions upon others makes me wonder what the hell is wrong with the world. And with humanity in general

I think the meme “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore” is getting more and more traction lately. I sure know it does with me.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist

You’re a blatant pedophile, DJS, and you outright admit it here, so you have no right to talk about other people’s sexual behavior. If it were up to me, I’d castrate you without painkillers just to make sure you can’t hurt anyone else anymore.

Signed, a hetero man with no attraction at all to children. Aka, a normal man.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist #psycho

So you fap to countries being nuked into oblivion, and would love to mutilate and torture any random woman for your own shortcomings?

DJS, you’re a blatant psychopath and we’re all glad you’re at the absolute bottom of the foodchain. That is all.

Lady Checkmate #fundie

You know, I’d ask “WTF even is ‘alt-left’”, but at this point it seems like fuckface just uses it as an generic term for every single thing even remotely to the left of her on the spectrum. Which, tbh is EVERYONE ELSE aside from Mick the Dick. So, this kinda make the term even less meaningful IMO.

David J. Stewart #sexist #fundie #racist

“I am a man, and that makes it harder for me to think right.“

So? I’m a man too, but you don’t see me feeling the need to furiously masturbate to every female shoulder or ankle I witness.

And this is coming from a sexually frustrated virging man.

P.S.: Yeah, I’m back (I hope, I don’t fully understand the new system yet), I just needed time to adjust to the changes here. I don’t really cope with change that well, you see…