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discombobulated #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

[In response to allegations of people altering the Bible]

Theres no doubt in my mind that God would not let his word be altered in any way he did not want it to be. If Sodam and Gomorah were struck dead just 4 lying, then why can't some monk be struck dead?

BleakBassPlayer #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

If i could stand there personally and show you, 666 is in the barcode... its not something you can just glance at and be like 'oh hey there is 666 this bag of chips is doomed to hell!!! hahaha' If it was that obvious it probly would be harder to market. Its there though i promise and go ahead and mock me... Its ok i got no hate for ignorance just no understanding.

SignOfTheCross #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

i used to think pot was cool, that was until i basically learned it was a harmless substance, then im thinking what is so cool about something as soft as pot. it is a pussies drug for people who are too scared to anything harder, and if they do that, then they're just an idiot.

hayden #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

This book [by Ann Coulter] highlights the main reasons why liberals lie... You won't read it, because you are a hypocrite that tells everyone else to open their mind, meanwhile, your mind is as tight as a clamp... By the way, Jesus loves you!!

hayden #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

[Replying to 'Muslims aren't imposing their god on North American people through the government']I'm sorry, but that is one of the most ignorant statements I have ever heard. Muslims brought 2 skyscrapers down in New York and slaughtered over 3000 people trying to impose their God on us.

BleakBassPlayer #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

If you look closely at a bar code it has '666' on it. Now if you want to be ignorant on the whole thing and be rediculous thats fine. Not my place to judge you that is God's, but i would suggest you watch yourself before the anti-christ comes along and you think its some joke and you put that crap on you only its permanant and wont wash off like pen. That is why you SHOULD NOT take it lightly.

BladeX #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

But my president [Bush Jr.], the one that I raised up and placed in the White House and placed in that position, he has prayed, he has prayed fervently and his prayers have come before me.. God says I have once again heard his prayers and because of that great changes shall begin to take place.

BladeX #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

For the spirit of the Lord says, 'it shall be during this month. Even at the beginning of this month I put the words of the prophet into the hearts of the people. I put the words of the prophet that they may hear clearly as a bell that rings...'

thatonedude #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

Evolution is kinda dumb, if you ever find a book [actually a Chick tract] called, The Big Daddy?then read it, it explains more than I ever could about evolution, and disproving it. But think about it, science is a very vast subject, the only parts of it that you can believe or except are the simple things like the law of gravity, so basically science disproves itself. Anyway, if we evolved, then why aren't the monkeys evolved? Did someone just decide to evolve? Come on, get real... It is easier to leave something to someone greater that trying to figure it out on your own... Science is to stupid to create something as awesome as us.

BladeX #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

How much more specific do I need to get that it shall happen in the month of October? That the economy will be raised up?.. Or is this an attempt by you to mock the words of God?.. You will witness it. Then you will remember this.

Pitchblack #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

But how can catholics win, if the war cannot be won by them? We know we are right and although you get to heaven by believing, you still will be punished for your sins. It wont be as bad as Hell ofcourse, but God still has a harsh side... It was nice talking to you.

BladeX #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

[Editor's note: the following series of posts was made in early October 2003 by a would-be prophet on the POD forum. While at first his statements were pretty vague, additional goading resulted in some quite specific predictions, which were, of course, recorded for posterity... Once those fail, the inevitably hilarious rationalizations will be listed in next month's issue.] Are you awakened to the dawn of God's glory? The prophet prohesies to the dead bones: This nation has been under severe attack. But the Spirit of the Lord says,.. 'Those that are hidden, I will bring them to the fore,' says the Lord... in the month of October, I will bring your President to a place of vindication...,' says the Lord... . 'Even the economy shall be raised up in the month of October. Take this and rejoice,' says the Lord, 'for it shall be so!'

NightSpawn21 #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

For example, I have reasoned that my faith in God is true. Since I've done that, I'm making the claim that a follower of Muhammed doesn't truly have faith; though they claim they do. They've either mis-interpreted evidence, ignored evidence, or have been deceived.

Cowboy #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

My best friend is a Unitarian Universalist agnostic, and I'm finding it harder and harder to maintain a relationship with him... he believes that homosexuality is okay and I'm just sick of him imposing his views on me.

hayden #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

I say bomb the crap out of Syria...That country is a toilet! I DO NOT HATE ARABS!!! But I do not think to kindly to terrorists. Doing nothing is no longer an option..I say we join Israel in liberating Syria, then we go Iran and do the same thing..and we keep going until we clean up the area.

BladeX #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

But the spirit of the Lord says, '...October, will be the month that you’ll hear them surrender. October is the month that I will take My President and I’ll raise him up before the people. There shall be shouts. There shall be shouts,' says the Lord!

Cheeriohero #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

You know scientists and all you people that straddle there coat tails are missing a huge fact...the earth was unable to support any form of life as we know it today around or even millions of years after we supposedly started evolving from the single cell organism...and what the hell makes anyone think we can evolve from apes or monkeys or anything ellse that are dna doesn't match? our blood and genetic makeup is just not compatible , and that makes all the differance.

hayden #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

now we see that you have the ability to cut and paste from secularhuminasim.org... I have some bad news for you. You are relying on half-truths and deceptions based on earlier half-truths and decpetions based on even earlier half-truths and deceptions... I'm getting ready to post some scientific facts... you will toss up pre-generated refutations neatly packaged for you by a guy wearing a bow-tie...You will lose

BladeX #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

... says the Lord, '... There shall be a breaking of a record in a very unusual place in the United States of America. They shall say, 'this has never happened' as if snow has fallen to the ground in a place that snow has never fallen,' and God says, 'let this be a sign to you that that which I have prophesied and that which I have spoken shall come to pass,' says the Lord!

hayden #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

[Replying to 'unsupported assertion']why don't you just go away? Let the Christians debate..you better pray to your chance God that I don't ever become a moderator or something. your entire brain is an unsupported assertion.

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