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ATYCLB #fundie rr-bb.com

(Love letters from God indeed...)

Illiterate goat herding fiction writers

We hear that charge frequently from atheists and agnostics, but that charge
only illustrates their ignorance of the Bible and/or their hatred of it and Him.

But in the Bible, we have 66 separate letters of love from God Himself, authored
by approximately forty people over 1,500 years.

These documents combine to form an intricately woven, progressive narrative
of His presence in our lives and His love for us. They contain hundreds of
prophecies, fulfilled and soon to be fulfilled.

Following are just a handful of those prophecies, all related to the life of Christ.

How did these "illiterate goat herding fiction writers" manage such detail and
connectivity across 66 books and hundreds of years?

Kays #fundie rr-bb.com

Please pray for Carlton Pearson that he wake up and smell the coffee. I mean, come on. I see right through what the devil is doing and I don't have a degree in half the things these other people do!

It saddened me a lot. I watched the story of how this preacher changed his mind one day after hearing "an audible voice" telling him there is no hell. Who wouldn't want to believe that? So then the Bible is now null and void and all of us who don't believe what he is now preaching don't "love"? And the gay and lesbians and the Mormons and the Atheist are more "loving"
of course they are going to love this!!!!

http://www.religionnewsblog.com/13829/the-fall-and-rise-of-carlton-pearson

But what gets me about this article especially is that he predicts this will soon be the crux of mainstream theology. On the one hand, he denounces the reality of hell as taught to us by the Bible and on the other hand the man is fulfilling the very pages of the book he now says is not to be taken literally. How is he doing this? The Bible says in the last days men will depart from the faith, heed seducing spirits. Doctrins of demons. This is a doctrine of a demon.

and

the man tells the newscaster how distraught he was that his grandparents may have gone to hell.
If I were a demon, I'd sure swoop in and play on that one! Here, Carlton, here is a new doctrine,
and it sounds great,
never mind where it comes from, forget that precious book, just listen and accept it. Don't test it.

FrankBeMe #fundie rr-bb.com

I've noticed one thing in atheists, especially the more hostile ones against Christianity....the reason they're so hostile toward us is because they know, deep inside, that they're wrong. Of course they won't admit that...instead, they usually get more hostile toward us....much in the same way that I believe that no atheist can have real, good morals...that one really ticks them off!

Jesus Freak #fundie rr-bb.com

In my town, the atheists and secularists have banned a Christmas tree and nativity scene this year, whereas every year before that they have been legal. I know this is happening all over the place but I never thought I'd personally feel the presence of Satan in my town. (Though it's bad enough the atheist evolutionists and baby-killers have their religion in public schools...) I was wondering if anyone has faced persecution by these fools as well.

Norrin Radd #fundie #wingnut rr-bb.com

In communist china and other places in the world, the older generation once also laughed and mock those who thought the government could and would restrict their freedoms and ideas.

I have just one thing to say to those who mock me - study history. What you think is impossible in the US will happen one day. Read Revelation. The AntiChrist will restrict whether people can buy or sell. Of course the Bible isn't really to be take literally of course. Obviously I'm not saying Hussein is the Anti-Christ but to ridicule the possibility of what a extreme socialist like him can to to Christian freedoms is just naive! Don't you understand that in Canada a pastor can't preach homosexuality is sin unless they want to get put in jail!!

To compare Bush and Obama is absoutely moronic! Bush and the Obama's left wing come from two completely different idealogy. The people surrounding Bush like Condelezza Rice are real Christians. The people surrounding Obama are closest I know to the communist in China.

So go on and laugh like the people in China did before Mao took over. China was once free like America until people left their guard down because they were to comfortable. So I say just stay in your comfort zone and keep that double latte in your hands while you sit in that comfortable chair at Starbucks laughing. Maybe you will pick up VOM or study Obama beliefs and the people he is appointing and deal with reality.

lisaann #fundie rr-bb.com

The thing that he said that was like a sucker punch to my gut was this: I need to respect my husbands place as the head of the household even if there is nothing else to respect about him. You need a starting point, and
even if you can't respect your husband you need to respect his place. I wasent respecting his place that God has given him because he is so veeeerrrry imperfect.

...But, God really had to give dh some major smack-downs to get his attention and humble him. They were humiliating things that I never want to go through again but, it worked. Getting out of God's way and letting Him do His work is the most effective way. Painful yes.......but effective. One of the most remarkable things the Lord did with dh's smack-downs was make it about things that I had advised him against.

many #fundie rr-bb.com

Okay, I know this may seem controversial if you've heard of the Westboro Baptist Church, but if you haven't heard of them, they're a church operating out of Topeka, Kansas. They achieved infamy by picketing the funerals of gays and U.S. soldiers with their main motto being "God Hates Fags." Now, I believe that Fred Phelps, love him and his tactics or hate him, is right in one aspect: God DOES hate fags. The Bible spells out exactly what God thinks of gays, so why the political correctness about it? I think every Christian ought to be expressing what an abomination it really is, after all, if the message is loud and shocking enough, perhaps more gays will convert, and make it to Heaven and NOT the lake of fire. I say the message of "God Hates Fags" shouldn't be demonized, what say you?
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True, I disagree with his tactics. I don't agree that funerals should be picketed, but the controversial part is his message. That message is that homosexuality is an abomination, and those who practice it are abominations to God. I believe that gays should be placed in ex-gay camps, like drunks are placed in AA meetings. If their lifestyle persists, perhaps jailtime is in order. After all, AIDS doesn't spread itself, right?
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Well, I'm just trying to toss out the best way possible to create a quick enough change in people. No one here wants them to go to Hell, I just think drastic measures could be taken, that's all.
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Well how do you react knowing the state of the nation right now? YOU saw the gays invade that church, it was on the news. You know that babies are being slaughtered every day in abortion-mills. You know that militant atheists are teaching our children there is no God. This is a very grave state of affairs, and I for one am concerned.

mom2four #fundie rr-bb.com

(first there was the "What will the Rapture be like?" thread...now meet "What will martial law be like?")

What will martial law be like?

I'm not trying to be 'tinhatty' here......but since I think our country is quickly headed down the path of no return I thought I would start a thread to ask what it will be like....or could be like. Not sure if this is the forum I should post this in, but since it is sure to be a last days event I thought this was appropriate. Moderators please move it to the correct category if this is wrong.

So many people have bought up guns and ammunition....seems like it would be difficult for them to confiscate them all....how do you forsee them doing this?

Do you think our children will go to school as usual or will there be a total breakdown of this? I can see homeschooling not being allowed.

Will food be rationed? With all the stores we have it seems like it might be hard to do this.....if they purposely ration food, then so many stores will go out of business and then you have a loss of jobs and with people out of work that creates unrest and more of a problem on their end I would think. Better to keep us working and distracted so they can slide stuff by us.

I'm just curious what others are thinking on this. I guess a study of the Adolf Hitler years might be a way of getting a handle on how this could be implemented.

many #fundie rr-bb.com

*coming out stories on TV*

I won't even watch any of the series on Showtime or HBO. They are full of godlessness. It is a shame that there is not much Christian programming....or at least where I live anyway.
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Another good reason to stop watching tv. I was flipping through the channels last Sunday afternoon, and on USA, the movie 40 yo virgin was coming on and the first scene was of the guy getting up out of bed with a morning erection. Middle of the day, on Sunday, on USA network. I was in shock. I just wonder how many kids saw it too.
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I don't like Showtime anyways. Don't they already have a couple of gay shows on there anyways-the l word, queer as folk, um..somethin called noah's arc or something like that?? This to me isn't suprising in the least. I don't like the N! network either. They have this show about two teen lesbians, and its making it look really glamorous & okay. That's not good for impressionable kids to watch, and thats who its marketed to
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The saddest part of it is, all the channels are going to eventually put their Sodomite catering programs on and it's going to get worse and worse. The gay agenda will begin to multiply in households as the new generation grows up under its influence.
What I have not heard anyone say on this bulletin board is the realization that homosexuality is the last state. I believe that Sodom and Gomorrah were the example of that. Once creation goes the way of refusing God's natural human order and re-instating their own perverted one.....that is the last state of mankind before intervention is called for.
And I believe we will get there soon enough
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Here's hoping that the "coming out" series will rapidly become a "going away" series.
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Remember the days when people actually kept shameful things secret? Now they can't wait to get on TV and tell all the world about their sick, twisted, demented lives!

many #fundie rr-bb.com

Barack Hussein Obama is not content with just abortion and is apparently a strong supporter of infanticide (killing children after birth). Obama has a voting record of extending abortion to the FOURTH TRIMESTER (after birth). He has been busy backpedaling and spinning his votes against the Illinois law to protect the newborn, but the facts are out there. At least he had the guts to actually vote (even if it was the wrong vote, as is his pattern), compared to the other 129 times he voted "present" to avoid anything remotely controversial in his voting record. It is also apparent from his massive "present" voting record that Obama does not consider murdering children as "controversial enough" to vote "present".
Here is a tip for Mr. Barack Hussein Obama: You can't vote "present" as the President of the USA, or dodge tough issues that are controversial.
Of course he is now backpedaling in an attempt to explain away and hide his abysmal voting record in protecting children AFTER Birth. Politicians like Obama with no moral center do things like that.
source: christ.com
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".....no moral center" is what has had me soooo worried about Obama becoming our POTUS. To allow innocent babies to die following a botched abortion procedure is something less than human ---- pure evil.
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I guess 53 MILLION dead babies are'nt enough(Load of format breaking exclamation marks)
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You know what I do not get, Obama keeps saying how he hates torture and that he will stop all kinds of torture when he becomes president, but yet does he not think that killing babies is not torture? So lets treat the terrorist with kid gloves, but when it comes to babies, well killing them is OK, I just don't get it!

EndIsNear' #fundie rr-bb.com

Farewell, President Bush, and thank you for all you did for the Iraqi people. So many new Christians have come to know God there thanks to your efforts in removing Saddam Hussein. Over a million Bibles have been sent there and they still can't keep up with the demand.

ron4jesus #fundie rr-bb.com

When Israel went after Syria, Russia had there best radar on and guess what ? GOD must have put his hand over it because they bombed that nuclear spot without ever being detected. Things were very very quite for some time after that because the enemy were scratching there heads. GOD can create miracles. Go to Israel and Middle East News and look at that sticky at the very top and watch that Video when you have time about Israel and all the Miracles GOD has done for Israel from people who were there and witnessed some very remarkable things. There are 13 parts but it will give you goose bumps all over.
It's called AGAINST ALL ODDS.

Repentant Heart #fundie rr-bb.com

I had to endure all sorts of rotten "science" while in school, but none of it ever phased me due to my knowledge of the truth and my parents who taught me the correct way that the universe and all that is in it came into being. My biggest problem isn't with the theory of evolution itself (I understand full well the need for sinful man to make himself into an animal and thus create excuses for himself) - but that it isn't treated as a theory and has been embraced by teachers and textbooks alike as factual. So long as your son is grounded in the truth, he'll be fine.
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ransomed #fundie rr-bb.com

Personally I feel that masturbation is the greater evil. If you sit down and look at pornography, you are being tempted. If you walk away, you have achieve victory over that temptaiton. But to go to the next step is to give in to that temptation, which is where the real damage takes place.
It's also a form of idolatry, because the sexual image becomes a thing of worship and desire.

many #fundie rr-bb.com

*judge ordered a Muslim woman arrested Tuesday for contempt of court for refusing to take off her head scarf at a security checkpoint*

Good! The judge did the right thing!
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about time the law started to be kept! this is our country,our rules we've already tolerated ourselves to death for sake of not offending others except christians.
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Agreed! It's about time these judges do the right thing--about something!
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Muslims are supremely arrogant.
They want everyone to bend to their way's.
good .the judge should have given her a year.

FrankBeMe #fundie rr-bb.com

I've noticed one thing in atheists, especially the more hostile ones against Christianity....the reason they're so hostile toward us is because they know, deep inside, that they're wrong. Of course they won't admit that...instead, they usually get more hostile toward us....much in the same way that I believe that no atheist can have real, good morals...that one really ticks them off!

EndIsNear #fundie rr-bb.com

Farewell, President Bush, and thank you for all you did for the Iraqi people. So many new Christians have come to know God there thanks to your efforts in removing Saddam Hussein. Over a million Bibles have been sent there and they still can't keep up with the demand.

Jesus Freak #fundie rr-bb.com

Okay, I know this may seem controversial if you've heard of the Westboro Baptist Church, but if you haven't heard of them, they're a church operating out of Topeka, Kansas. They achieved infamy by picketing the funerals of gays and U.S. soldiers with their main motto being "God Hates Fags." Now, I believe that Fred Phelps, love him and his tactics or hate him, is right in one aspect: God DOES hate fags. The Bible spells out exactly what God thinks of gays, so why the political correctness about it? I think every Christian ought to be expressing what an abomination it really is, after all, if the message is loud and shocking enough, perhaps more gays will convert, and make it to Heaven and NOT the lake of fire. I say the message of "God Hates Fags" shouldn't be demonized, what say you?

Ramadi_Warrior #fundie rr-bb.com

I'll tell you when to fight. You fight when the United States Constitution is no longer protecting you and it is not holding the government. I guess you could say that it's happening now, but aside from that. This country was founded on Biblical principles and was clearly blessed by God. We should rise up and take this nation back for God- however we have to do it. I'll be fighting when they outlaw my Christianity. If they want to come after me, bring it. If they want my guns then they better bring an army with them because God has given every individual the right to defend himself.

Scatty6105 #fundie rr-bb.com

Hi everyone. I'm a "newbie" at Rapture Ready. I appreciate the insight in regard to end times and the rapture on this board.
I first learned about the rapture watching Jack VanImpe 15 years ago. I'm in total aggrement with all of you here that we will soon be with our Heavenly Father
My question/concern is within the last 5 years I have developed severe hearing loss. Thankfully(praise the Lord) hearing aids help, however once I take them out at night I'm stone deaf. When I go to bed at night I worry if I will not hear the Lord "Come Hither"
Would anyone have any thoughts?

Shining Brightly #fundie rr-bb.com

We recently purchased an Arabic/English Bible. However, upon reading the Arabic, I discovered to my horror that in reference to God it says Allah!!! This is a very popular version published by the International Bible Society. Does anyone here know of an alternative to this? Such as using the generic term for God "rabona". It is highly disturbing and misleading for the Arabic speaking world to read about the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob as Allah. Our God does have a name, but it is certainly not Allah. Any help gratefully received.

Norrin Radd #fundie rr-bb.com

Man I love all this Gay news! Why?? Because right before Sodom and Ghomorah were completely obliterated off the face of the Earth, God "rapture" the few. What percentage of those cities had true followers of God.

Lot couldn't even find 20 people out of probably at least 100,000 people?
Let's be safe and assume there were only 50,000 people. Let's say 5 people left with Lot. Even his relatives laughed at Lot!
That's 0.0001% of the population were spared!

What percentage of say a really really liberal city say Berkely or San Francisco has true followers of Christ. I would guess after living in both that it's less than 1%.

St. Vitalis #fundie rr-bb.com

I'm tired of my son being taught that we came from monkeys in school. There's a pile of bricks in my backyard and I don't see it turning into a shed anytime soon! It really bothers that just because I can't afford to put him in a nice christian school, I have to have him endure all the nonsense being taught in public school!

The Bible plainly states where every living creature came from, and something should be done about the way it is ignored in today's teaching.

What are your feelings?

billiefan2000 #fundie rr-bb.com

High Desert Church Mocks O Holy Night
Dec 12

The prophetically named High Desert Church has a Student Ministries pastor named Tim Kuhl who decided at some point in his career to serve as an archetype of everything that is wrong with evangelicalism. This YouTube video serves as a useful one stop place to explain why I could not be paid to attend one of these freak show churches at any price. Tim Kuhl is featured on YouTube at his church, “singing”/lip syncing the well-known mockery version of O Holy Night for the entertainment of the rabble attending.
As one commenter put it, it’s no wonder the world laughs at Christians. Even they don’t take their own faith seriously, because they worship a god who is just like THEM.

SoundingtheAlarm #fundie rr-bb.com

[More bizzare rapture fantasies.]

The five men sat eating and talking the night away....when suddenly the whole place where they were sitting began to shake quite violently...Dan and Anthony both hollered out "WHAT IS HAPPENING?" "After shocks" Dan spoke up....."Yeah that horrible earthquake that tore through the middle of the country sure did a number up the road (about 4 hours east in St Louis)....split that famous arch right in half ya know?" "of course ..but with all that's been happening..it's hard to remember it all" "and luckily for us when that Nuclear bomb hit Kansas City...the wind was out of the South or we would have been sure to been hit with fall out as well" "those poor people in Iowa ...I'm sure there getting sick as we speak" "This world has gone completely mad" Anthony spoke up and then proceeded to share the story of the two people they saw assassinated at the Flying J Truckstop in Joplin Mo. As much as the good meal fed the stomachs ....reality was attacking their soul....Daryl the 15 year old son of Dan and anthony's cousin began to cry..."I'm just so scared...what hope is their really? I mean Pastor Tim ...you shared about the times we are about to face .. THE GREAT TRIBULATION ...you called it...so all we have to look forward to is hell on earth?" Daryl's older college cousin ..realizing he was probably the one who could talk his cousins language chimed in "Daryl look at it this way.....8 years from right now...if we stick with JESUS...we will be in the most AWESOME PLACE we could ever imagine" "and we will all be together with Jesus and your mom and my mom" "there will never ever ever be anything to fear again!" "so just chill out and sit back and see what tomorrow has before you start worrying about every other thing" Daryl like only a teen can do spouted off "well I hope heaven is good as you all say or I'm really going to be ticked"

CarlaL48 #fundie rr-bb.com

[Re: this poster, who was promptly banned: "sorry, i'm new. but are you being serious? do you really think someone should repent for that? that means you think that no Christian should have voted for obama. is this right?"]

Uh, yeah! No true Christian should have voted for BO.

All of us old enough need to be remorseful for ever allowing Roe v. Wade to be ruled favorably. But any knowing Christian (knowing= understanding the content of the FOCA, Obama's endorsement, his historic stand on infanticide in Illinois) needs to repent for having been complicit in electing a man who will escalate the numbers of baby murders exponentially throughout the world (if he gets his way).

Remember, he wouldn't want to see his daughters "punished" with a baby.

Ashleigh #fundie rr-bb.com

I hope Sarah Palin receives a lot of crowns in heaven for all she has had to endure this past year (and will most likely continue to endure)... all because she is a woman, a Christian, an evangelical, a pro-lifer, a mother, and a non-"elitist." She has had to bear the brunt of much hatred simply because of who she is in Christ.

Minori #fundie rr-bb.com

God is WONDERFUL!! SNOW IN HOUSTON!!

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Of course you didn't need me to tell you that!

But here's what happened! This cold and dreary morning, I was sitting in my car on the way to work when I prayed to God for a miracle. I asked Him for snow. I quickly dismissed it and told Him that I didn't really expect Him to do that for me, because it was such an unusual thing here. I live in League City Texas, right by the bay. Needless to say, snow doesn't happen here very often. In fact, before recently, it had been 30 something years before the last snow. I thought asking Him for such things was silly of me.

WELL, guys... it's SNOWING LIKE CRAZY here in South Houston! I'm SO happy! I never expected God to give us such a wonderful gift. But here it is, snowing like I've never seen before in my life! Everything is covered in a blanket of white. I JUST CAN'T GET OVER THIS MIRACLE! It's like He's telling me to ask Him for anything. That it's OKAY to come to Him and just ask! Nothing is silly as long as I want it in my heart of hearts.

Thank you so much, God! (cheering seizure smiley) You are awesome and BEYOND words!

angelka71 #fundie rr-bb.com

Wow. 70% of pregnancies in Russia end in abortion. Unbelievable. At the same time, their Muslim population is exploding. I wonder if they'll ban abortion out right?

I always think of Russia when people say that God is punishing the US for our abortion rate.

St Vitalis #fundie rr-bb.com

Evolution is a disgrace

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I'm tired of my son being taught that we came from monkeys in school. There's a pile of bricks in my backyard and I don't see it turning into a shed anytime soon! It really bothers that just because I can't afford to put him in a nice christian school, I have to have him endure all the nonsense being taught in public school!

The Bible plainly states where every living creature came from, and something should be done about the way it is ignored in today's teaching.

WarriorX #racist rr-bb.com

(according to him, all Japanese people are pedophiles- emphasis by me)

A lot of mainstream Japanese stuff has girls looking 14 in the face but much more mature everywhere else..... it's like some sort of subconscious pedophilia or something with that culture......

many #fundie rr-bb.com

*Obama to take the oath of office using his middle name (Hussein)*

is Obama a racist? I thought only racists used his middle name.
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I thought Obama did not want anyone to use his middle name ever. WAIT...he promised CHANGE!!! He has changed his mind and it is now ok to use his middle name. Obama does deliver on his promises of hope and change.
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But what will he swear ON? There are rumors swirling that he will not swear on a Bible. That disturbs me much more than what name he'll use.
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Lets see:
Barack Hussein Obama...
Sadom Hussein....
Osama Bin Laden...
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I think it shows a disgusting hypocrisy. During his campaign that name was off-limits. Every time it was used, an apology followed. Or a law-suit was threatened. Now that he's gotten the office and there's nothing to fool the voters with, now suddenly it's an 'honorable' name.
This smacks of blatant hypocrisy and anyone who can't see through it is naive, imo.
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You're not poking fun at our new President Elect Hussien Obama are you? I'd be careful about that young en'
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I'd have him swear in on the book about the only thing he really cares about, himself. Therefore, he should swear on his autobiography.
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Yep, President Hussein Obama.
The Muslim will be in. And he will seek to improve relations with Muslims as he said he would do.
Soooooo........roll out the red carpet for Allah.
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I seriously doubt that Obama really intends to uphold and defend the Constitution, no matter what book he uses.

cbressler1976 #fundie rr-bb.com

In school today they taught my son that there are 3 holidays in December!!
....so I to tell him how some people haven't found Jesus.... Why do they do this?
I thought that they weren't supposed to do this? (I'm just afraid that they will tell him the wrong thing) .....anyway, he said, "I'm a Christian mom"....he has told me many times (on his own) that Jesus died for his sins....

Sing4Him #fundie rr-bb.com

[[My kindergartener told me yesterday that he had a "vision" of a dog trying to attack him.... Is this a "normal" thing for a little kid to say? Should I be worried? The scary thing is that I can usually tell when he is lying and I believe that he really thought he saw something. This was just so weird to me... He is my oldest, so maybe this is what kids do and I just don't know about it....]]

This could be a sign that your son may be able to understand what Jesus did on the cross for him. He may be ready to come to repentant faith in Jesus. (if he hasn't yet)

You might tell him there is a difference between a vision and a scary thought in his mind.

Your speaking to him about the love of the Savior and how much Jesus cares for him is great.

I would steer him away from talk of visions etc. and bring him right to scripture, stated simply and the message of the cross.

Praying for you, that the Lord would give you perfect words. Praying for your son and that he may find perfect comfort in Jesus. (point out that Jesus IS called Comforter, Prince of peace!)

Caver #conspiracy rr-bb.com

Besides, for the record, I suspect we are already know to some governmental electronic data bank somewhere and probably categorized as to our type of communication. If we post much we'll be categorized as safe, fringe group religious fanatic but not a threat......at least not at first.

It would be interesting, now that I think of it. Monday nights are kind of special down here. Its Bible Study Fellowship (BSF) night. Right where I'm at there are 500 men from over 170 churches, and next door, there are 500 women. Down the road a touch is another one.....in fact, there's something like 11 in the area. The largest concentration and percentage of the population in the country that reads and studies their bible daily and goes to class once a week on it.

We'll be easy to catch, harder to hold on to and what a mess this town would be to operate without us showing up for work. Doctors, attorneys, police officers, teachers, district attorneys, engineers, pilots and aircraft mechanics, nurses, bank finance people......the nuts and bolts of what makes the city run. Maybe we'll have a chance to sway some of the huge number of "wrong color (red/blue)" voters before the next election provided this area quits acting like such a strong magnet pulling the "northern neighbors" down looking for cheap houses and high wages. Every walk of life is represented....doctors and dentists just arriving after getting out of surgery, politicians coming down from the state capital and business owners shutting down and coming to class. More than anyplace I have ever lived, faith is taken really seriously down here.

Another factor in the Obama color shift (blue to red) in the election came from the huge number of universities ... youth and liberal... in the area and sanctuary city Durham.

If nothing else, would be interesting to watch the attempt to get us rounded up and identified from just our screen name. Oh, I know it can be done, but it would be a bit confusing and entertaining.

Joe Valentine #fundie rr-bb.com

Radio Frequency Identification, the technology used in human implantable microchips. It's being developed as a new type of ID. You can get a tiny microchip implanted in your hand which can be scanned to identify you, and can also track your location. It could potentially replace all forms of ID and link you to a central database containing all your bank account info, credit card info, etc so you never have to carry a wallet again, just go shopping and have your hand scanned. The technology could usher in the ultimate cashless society, as well as the ultimate surveillance society. Forget to pay your taxes? Don't worry, your friendly government will deduct it right out of your chip. Got a parking ticket? Traffic fine? Fine for saying something un-PC? That comes right out too. Up to some un-PC activities? Up to no good? With location tracking, your friendly government will be able to monitor you at all times and provide the corrective discipline you need. With RFID chips, you'll always get the joy of obeying your friendly government, paying your taxes and fines, and behaving like a good well-trained member of society. Don't listen to those nutty fundie Christians who might tell you this is dehumanizing or degrading. Get an RFID chip implanted in your right hand or forehead today!

Katia_0203 #fundie rr-bb.com

[In the "Write your Rapture fantasy" thread]

I was sitting in my biology class, taking my exam. Suddenly I hear the loudest, most beautiful horn I have EVER heard in my entire life. I quickly look around and notice that time has frozen; the clock has stopped ticking and the other kids are frozen, pencils to the paper, heads down.

An overwhelming joy fills my heart. This is it! Suddenly I feel a WHOOSH, and I look down to see my clothes in a neat little pile next to my desk. I am clothed in a dazzling white robe, so beautiful it seems to be decorated in starlight. My body looks completely different, glorified and completely healthy. I feel myself rising, above the science building...up...up...and WOW, I'm in the clouds, above the earth, in SPACE!

There are people all around me, laughing, crying tears of joy, celebrating, shouting praises to God; two guys near me even gave eachother hi-fives. I see my mom, the one woman I was able to get through to in my family, and we embrace in the air, whispering praises to God. I see my friend Wayne, a fellow "fundie" who, along with me, had the guts to do weekly online bible studies, despite the constant criticism and mocking. We see others who we have reached through that ministry, including our friends Monet and Brooke. There are so many people I know, flying up with me to meet Jesus in the air, along with millions more I have never met but am excited to meet soon.

And suddenly we slow down...and before us, clothed in what only can be described as light, brilliant, colorful light, was Jesus. His arms were open in a warm embrace, a beautiful and loving smile adorning his face. Oh how I long to run into those arms right then and there! Yet at the same time I feel this sense of unworthiness; what to I have to deserve such an indescribably wonderful blessing such as eternal life with Christ? I don't even deserve to tie his shoelaces He looks right at me, his eyes piercing into my soul. I fall down before him, sobbing in joy and in shame. "Lord, I don't deserve this...the things I've done--"

"My child, those records have been wiped clean. I remember your sins no more," Christ replies gently. He reaches out and takes my hand, and before I know it I throw myself into His arms, tears of pure joy, gratitude, and love coursing down my face. "Thank you Lord, thank you Lord, thank you so much.." I chant, over and over. He holds me close, tipping my face towards His. He proceeds to wipe my tears away, and I am filled with overwhelming joy. I smile bigger than a face is humanly possible of smiling and shout "Praise the Lord Jesus Christ! Praise Him!"

ron4jesus #fundie rr-bb.com

Well if they come to my house they will have a wealth of information and don't think hiding it from unbelievers is the right way to go. If the Rapture happens today they will find a bible and lots of info in my locker at work also. Not going to hide it.

Chopin's Ghost #fundie rr-bb.com

[After an anonymous voting poll: "Wow, 14 Obamabots on RR and all scared to publicly admit it. "]

It's possible they are trolls from atheist sites who sign up and pretend they are christian and one of us only to slowly start making devicive posts.

It's also quite possible there are government agents infiltrating and monitoring this board, posing as rapture-believing Christians.

Buzzardhut #fundie rr-bb.com

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Chicken or egg dilemma solved (Genesis 1:20-22). Which came first, the chicken or the egg? This question has plagued philosophers for centuries. The Bible states that God created birds with the ability to reproduce after their kind. Therefore the chicken was created first with the ability to make eggs! Yet, evolution has no solution for this dilemma.

Tres Wright #fundie rr-bb.com

[Newsflash: Bush is SMARTER than Rapture Retards]

AAAAARGH! I heard this on the radio on the way in this morning and just did a quick search and found a related article. Bush was interviewed on Nightline, he stated that he is not a Bible literalist and that he also believes evolution is compatible with the Bible And if that's not enough, he also stated that "he prays to the same God as those with different religious beliefs". Obama is doing the exact same thing, he claims to be a Christian but then a video surfaces of him mocking the Bible and even the Sermon on the Mount It's interesting that Bush waited until the end of his reign before sharing these pearls of wisdom with us.

24thchance #fundie rr-bb.com

What idea's do you out there have of hiding bibles(or parts thereof) in your backyard for the poor souls that are "left behind" to endure the most horrible time in human history.Such idea,s as
1.where
2.how many
3.whether to leave maps or not
4.special boxes to preserve the paper
5.not paper bible's(on disc)
6.how deep
7.parts of bible's,not entire one's
8.what to put over the buried spot
9.use a lost person,s ground(they'd pay special attn to yours,since you were a believer)
10.what material to use(not detectable w/metal detectors)

24thchance #fundie rr-bb.com

Any good Christian has a huge trail behind him that anyone can follow. I'm sure the goverment knows every one of us and where we live and more.

It's nearing the time to stand up and endure hardness as a good soldier of the King.It's so exciting to be living in these last days john wrote about.Stand true to your Lord,never back down one inch.They can take your body but the rest they can't touch.

I'll be looking forward to all of the battle stories when we meet on the other side.

Penguin #fundie rr-bb.com

[In response to Obama saying that global warming was a danger to Americans]

I believe they [Obama's People] see the Rapture coming sooner then they had hoped for. Not going to deceive us anymore.

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