BoltzmanOscillate #sexist incels.is

The different ways I've asked women out

Each point is with a different woman.

1. I tried playing the friendly friend game:
I wouldn't curse, i was nice, and I cared about the girl. Asked her out and she said no!

2. I tried the asshole friend approach:
I wasn't an asshole to her but I was readily able to act like a cunt towards others. I sometimes joked about her but always playing around. We became best friends. Asked her out. Rejected lol.

3. Cold approach to classmate:
I went up to her after knowing her for a semester, we had talked a lot and got a long fine, and thus I asked for her number. She said no. :) Of course not.

4. Fuck it. Just. Fuck it. Approach: asked her on Facebook without not even knowing her. Of course she dint even reply. Only giga chads can pull this off though.

Any other ways y'all niggas tried.

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