Whenever I see two people about to have sex, I fantasize about their deaths
Just fuck em, hope their room catches on fire
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Now you've completely polluted your mind, there is only one possible conclusion - if you ever, ever get a chance to have sex, you'll still hate yourself, just as you do now as a lonely virgin.
Yeah, because I see people about to have sex all the time. I pass them on the street in the bushes every day. No, wait. I don't.
Are you a peeping tom or something?
Either he lives in a dorm or dorm-like conditions - hardly unlikely if he's college-aged, which a lot of incels are - or else every time he sees a couple going on what might be a date he imagines that they're about to have sex.
The first is understandable, if kind of an overkill reaction... lots of people get really irritated when they share a household with people who have very open sex lives and they're not getting any. The latter is a sign of psychological instability. Even if he's not dangerous, he still needs help for his own sake.
Ha! Puny shithead, I`m constantly aware of my surroundings and would evac the building with my mate before any damage could be caused, you`d only give us the insurance bucks. Like a good incel, realise that you are simply incapable of harming any of us, this is merely the way this universe operates. Bye, Felicia.
Like, don't get me wrong, I'm familiar with that little pang of pain/sadness/anger that comes with consistent reminders of missing out on a basic aspect fo the human experience, but there's at least 3 ways this post on the matter is incredibly off putting and implies some creepy shit.
This IS an incel. He expects to get a blowjob if he holds the door for a woman who’s carrying a stack of books.
Cop pulls a woman over, she’s about to fuck her way out of a ticket.
Confused?
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