David J. Stewart #fundie jesusisprecious.org

Wisdom is making the right decisions. Fearing God is the right decision. Obeying the Bible is the right decision. Not drinking beer is the right decision. In its most basic form, life is really just a series of decisions. Little decisions often lead up to big decisions. We are forced to make decisions every day, whether we want to or not. Our youth need some real heroes; such as, scientists, surgeons, preachers, firemen and people who make an honest living. Professional sports athletes, Hollywood actors and singers are lousy role models. First, because only one-in-a-million youth will enter those rare careers. Second, because most of those careers are held by total moral degenerates. Third, our youth are being taught that to be a common worker is to be a loser. Katy Ferry and Justin DUI Weiner are total losers! Kim Kartrashian is the loser. Amy Grunt and Sandy Fatty are the losers! J Lo and Smell Ya Piggy are the losers! When I was growing up, kids wanted to become firemen, but today they all want to be Dennis Rodman (a degenerate who bounces a plastic ball across a floor for millions of dollars)!

13 comments

Confused?

So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register. Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.