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Urgent health PSA to our Norman guests

PLEASE remember to wash your male chastity device regularly!

Dangerous bacteria can build up in cracks and crevices, and small sharp edges can cause micro-lacerations in the skin of the penis and testes, allowing antimicrobial-resistant pathogens to enter the bloodstream, potentially leading to incurable infection and death.

If you've reached cuck level 7+ and your femoid controller will not allow you to remove the device under any circumstances, consider requesting permanent castration to remove the health risk.

If nothing else, please think of the incels. Were you to die of dickrot then your impotent beta ragefests and failed attempts at trolling would cease to be a source of amusement to us :(

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