Hitler's greatest mistake was not actually gassing the kikes.
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Oh, i misread that at first glance. I thought they were talking about The Blitz. Something about jet-propelled kites delivering bombs to Britain, but under-fueled...or...something?
Yeah, this makes a lot more sense, though. Um. Wait, no.
I don’t get openly Nazi, openly pro-Jewish-genocide Holocaust deniers.
Killing lots of Jews and other “undesirables” was the One. And. Only. point on the Nazi agenda where they were actually pretty successful at.
Every. Other. Issue? Backfired most horrifically!
Lebensraum? No! Massive loss of territory and ethnic cleansing of ethnic Germans in Eastern Europe!
Growing the German race? No! Over nine percent of the population dead!
Economic strength? No! Everything in ruins!
Cultural revival? No! Expulsion and murder of intellectuals, destruction of cultural treasures both as casualities of war and deliberately, massive brain-drain!
Restoring Germany’s glory! No! Complete ruination of our reputation through unprecidenced atrocities!
Defeating Communism! No! Eastern Europe, including much of Germany, became puppets of the Soviets and would remain so until its collapse - half a century later!
Stopping liberal democracy? Most fortunately, no! In the West, with the help of our former arch-enemies now reciliated into friends and allies and having learnt the lessons of Weimar, Democratic Germany rose from the ruins, more glorious than ever before, in the form of the Federal Republic, and it would be us who would rebuild Germany, achieving greater heights than ever despite all that was lost in the War, becoming a cornerstone of Europe growing together, and eventually outlasting the GDR, uniting Germany once again.
The Nazis were the worst things that ever happened to my beloved country.
Long live the Federal Republic of Germany! Long live the Liberal-Democratic Fundamental Order! Long live the European Union! Long live the Peace!
Happy Day of German Unity, everyone.
@Bastethotep
Well, if tbe Holocaust was evil, then the people who came up with it were evil.
But if it never happened, then people who made up the evil story, and evilly framed the innocent Germans are MORE evil. So evil they deserve to be wiped out. For telling lies about being wiped out.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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