That’s not gonna happen, D.M.S., because once Trump’s fat ass is out on the street, we’re not only gonna make sure that Republicans NEVER rise again, but we’ll do some serious shitting on them and their Christian-supremacist overlords as well. Some changes you can expect to see include (but are by no means limited to):
-every church in the country will have the absolute shit taxed out of them until they go completely bankrupt, and then the buildings will be converted into either Planned Parenthoods or Gentleman's Playgrounds while the money funds Medicare-For-All;
-airplanes will fly over the Bible Belt 6 days a week dropping condoms, porn magazines, and sex toys, while on Sundays they'll drop boxes full of atheist manifestos;
-scamming televangelists like Joel Osteen will be sent to prison ASAP and given extra-slippery soap, while the money they stole goes to fund hospitals and Pride parades;
-EVERY assault weapon in the country will be confiscated, melted down, and turned into statues of civil rights leaders, which will then be placed in every public park in the US;
-schools and roads will be renamed after scientists and civil rights activists;
-Fox News and all of its spinoffs will be immediately cancelled and replaced with reruns of 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' and 'Futurama';
-anybody who complains about the above statements will get an openly LGBTQ+ Disney/Marvel Comics character named after them, starting with Mike Pence.
Does this sound fair enough?
