On both St. Valentine’s Day and Mother’s Day, the white male gives gifts of chocolate candy with nuts—. If his sweetheart ingests "chocolate with nuts," the white male can fantasize that he is genetically equal to the Black male—. Is it not also curious that when white males are young and vigorous, they attempt to master the large brown balls, but as they become older and wiser, they psychologically resign themselves to their inability to master the large brown balls? Their focus then shifts masochistically to hitting the tiny white golf balls in disgust and resignation—in full final realization of white genetic recessiveness.