Female psychotriasts should have sex with you. They have the solution to your problem but give you platitudes instead.
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Not quite a duplicate, I do recall someone bitching about how their therapist wouldn't sleep with him. It's, like, way, way against the rules, but he took it personally and presented her as trying to weasel out.
Caamib already ranted about this back when It still called Itself GovernmentGetGFs.
For all their dismissals of their detractors' arguments as nothing but platitudes, for all their claims that all women are exactly the same, incels surely put the echo in echo chamber.
There are such things as sexual surrogates, and in some places a psychiatrist can legally... I don't think "prescribe" is the right word here, but not sure what it's formally called... a session with one. I seriously doubt any would do so for an incel, however, because it's for things like getting over fears or panic attacks involving sexual activity, not for being so socially inept that you can't have a relationship or one-night stand.
And if a psychiatrist was that stupid, or an incel somehow managed to trick one for long enough (unlikely, as again, socially inept) this would accomplish what, exactly? A few minutes of pleasure, and they're still back to being an entitled, socially inept asshat who literally couldn't get laid if their life depended on it. I've tried having sex with guys like that when I was younger to see if it would somehow fix them. It didn't.
“They have the solution to your problem”
Your PROBLEM is that no one you want t sleep with wants to sleep with you. Coerced sex does nothing for that problem.
“Alright, Anon, you’ve ascended. How does that make you feel?”
“GREAT!”
“That’s good, now BOUT YOUR BOSS, ‘THE fOID,’-”
“Hey, you wanna get dinner, later?”
“Anon, I do not want to date you.
“But… But… You…. We… The SEX!?!?”
“Yes, some incel made a wish and now i have to sleep with an incel patient. I do not have to date them or pretend i like them.”
“Oh. Well, if we just have sex, I can live with-”
“YOU’re not an incel anymore, Anon. I can’t be coerced into having sex with you. Not any more. Now about your ‘foid’ boss, we need to=”
“But, but, I’m still an INCEL! No one WANTS to fuck me!”
“IN the eyes of the law, you’re not a virgin any more. Sorry. Tough luck and all that.”
“But… BUT!”
“I see our time is up. Schedule your next visit with Tina on the way out.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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