BABIES CONCEIVED ON A FULL MOON TURN OUT LUNATICS
I could not post the last 4 weeks because of very intense research.
I have now proved my theory that babies who are conceived by people having intercourse during a full moon, they will become lunatics later in life.
This is the same for both boys and girls.
I have researched the birth dates of all lunatics and megalomaniacs I know, including light forest type American presidents and then charted the moon phases 9 months before their birth date and invariably they are all conceived under a full moon.
my theory is that the male sperm gets magnetized and the moon magnetic energy alters the DNA of the baby brain cells
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OMG that thresd is such a goldmine of crazy I'm in two minds as to whether to call poe:
"it is also true that twins are only formed on the actual day of the full moon when extreme flashes of magnetism actually cause the freshly inseminated egg to split in half,
Yeah, what intense research did you do for that one?
Excuse my abysmal ignorance, but what in the blinking blue blazes are "light forest type presidents"?
Please provide your date of conception on all further correspondence.
I think you mean rabies, not babies.
I love the way nobody on that thread points out that pregnancies can dramatically differ in length.
And if they're conceived in front of trees with striped branches, what happens then? What if they're conceived in front of trees with striped branches under a full moon?
Genesis 30:37
Ha. CYRIL says in a later post, "Every day I see people plagiarizing my work and claiming it for their own."
No, I don't think that happens at all.
I have researched the birth dates of all lunatics and megalomaniacs I know
charted the moon phases 9 months before their birth date
I have now proved
Let me guess when CYRIL was conceived...
Seriously, why would more sunlight being reflected from the moon "magnetize" sperm?
"I have researched the birth dates of all lunatics and megalomaniacs I know,"
So how many "normal" people did you include in your "research?" Without a baseline, your research is just a waste of time. Everyone in your data set was conceived during a full moon? Incredibly unlikely, to say the least.
My second LPO was convinced that the gravitational attraction of the full moon was greater than the moon’s gravity at any other time of the month. It made sense to him, because you could SEE that the moon was bigger, therefore had more mass, theretherefore had more gravity.
My LPO also used to play filk songs about mining on the moon and looking for the next Earthrise… I pointed out that the moon’s face is fixed and never moves away from the Earth. There’s no Earthrise, the planet just hangs there in the sky the entire time. He argued the definition for an hour… If we hadn’t had a fire drill, he’d have argued longer…
I have researched the birth dates of all lunatics and megalomaniacs I know, including light forest type American presidents and then charted the moon phases 9 months before their birth date and invariably they are all conceived under a full moon.
Among other things, you are confusing necessity and sufficiency - even if all lunatics are conceived under a full moon, it does not follow that all who are born under a full moon are lunatics, just as all penguins being flightless birds does not equate to all flightless birds being penguins.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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