I could not post the last 4 weeks because of very intense research.
I have now proved my theory that babies who are conceived by people having intercourse during a full moon, they will become lunatics later in life.
This is the same for both boys and girls.
I have researched the birth dates of all lunatics and megalomaniacs I know, including light forest type American presidents and then charted the moon phases 9 months before their birth date and invariably they are all conceived under a full moon.
my theory is that the male sperm gets magnetized and the moon magnetic energy alters the DNA of the baby brain cells
the implications of my finding and extensive study can have mind boggling ramifications, as in future employers would want to see the conception date moon chart of every job applicant.
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