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Was chilling at Costa for Lunch, it became quickly busy and a female asked if she could sit at the spare seat while she waits for her order. I was a little puzzled while she wanted to sit next to a subhuman like me but I figured she was just desperate not to stand. I was in a chill mood so I motioned for her to sit.

She noticed I was watching Always sunny in Philadelphia and asked what episode I was on. The conversation went into favourite characters, episodes then onto other TV shows, movies, hobbies and interests (told her the ones I did at uni). She even brought her lunch back so we could continue. For a moment I was in blue-pill heaven and forgot the black-pill teachings and actually thought I be in something meaningful.

Well, next thing I hear is a "Hey" from a familiar voice, I turn to see a Chad I knew from Uni. I could literally hear you guys say in unison "IT'S OVER!" I looked at her and she had that typical female lustful look with a flash flood between her legs.
I asked him why was he here and he said he got transferred for work. She quickly turned her attention to him, eating up anything little thing he said. Well 10 seconds of being cucked was all I could take and quickly slipped out.

Moral of the story: When trying to build a connection with a female, it will be completely destroyed when Chad or a physically superior male arrives.

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