in my experience though, the majority of white women are having sex dreams about Trump, expect a white baby boom after he takes office
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The majority of white women are having fantasies about a tubby, wrinkled, leathery, demented Oompa Loompa with the intellect of a goldfish? Jesus, who have you been hanging out with?
Also, total non-sequitur.
"in my experience"
Well, that's the problem. Matt Forney never had any postnatal contact with human females.
>Citizen Justin:
Although he is nothing compared to Chateau Heartiste .
(Warning: NSFS)
What is with this conservative delusion that Trump is the pinnacle of masculine virility?
Speaking as a gay man, on a scale of 1 to 10, he doesn't even register. He doesn't even register anywhere on the scale, because the scale doesn't go low enough.
And for the record, women are a 1 to 2 on my scale.
If Donald Trump is going to personally cause a baby boom in a nation as large as the USA, how is he going to find time for building the Great Wall of 'Murica, nuking Mecca, legalising rape, changing the national anthem to America Fuck Yeah and all the other wacky degrees you want him to issue?
Delusion...thy name is Forney.
Look; Trump may have been PHYSICALLY pleasant-looking when he was a young Teen-20-30-something Trumpling....
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....he may have been a somewhat handsome 40-something....
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....but have you seen him lately?....
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....NOT A PRETTY SIGHT!
The utter ugliness of his soul has manifested to the surface. Using his 1-10 Beauty Scale, I'd rate him a minus-5.
One thing I gotta say, though....No matter the age or looks....he ALWAYS HAD SOME VARIATION OF THAT STUPID HAIR!!!
Confused?
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