Although I have no more use for ignorant white trash than I do for the dick-grabbing street niggers, I must admit there’s some truth in what you say. Assuming that by some miracle the South (or whatever) were to secede, we’d have to do something with the hordes of NASCAR-humping, illiterate white quasi-humans that make up the majority of the population down here. Concentration camps would be too expensive on such a large scale, and the Yankees won’t have ‘em. Picking cotton would be a good use of their time and talents, but, as you suggest, there’s a place in the new Southern order for oilfield trash, too.

Alternatively, we could ship them all back to the Borders and Lowlands. Glasgow needs more dirt-track racin’ and incest.