Dear Queer
This is your fate
So, before its too late,
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No Do Don, the Virgin?
Sadly this is a failed poet, a failed psychologist and a failed human being.
His poetry is shite, his psychology stinks and his humanity is totally lacking. I don't know how he can continue to live with such an amount of fail.
I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with the previous posts. This is, quite possibly, the best poetry I've seen posted to this site. It is far less grammatically garbled than most of the things I've seen them write, the spelling is correct, there are no subject/verb disagreements.
Now, that's not to say it doesn't have problems. It is utterly lacking in apostrophe use, a random question mark mid-sentence makes one wonder "wtf?" and the rhyming scheme needed a bit more variation. It's still crap, but a lot less crappy than other attempts.
Final analysis: homophobic, but not fundie.
Ugh. Shitheads like this one are going to be smug fuckers for weeks. I hope repealing DOMA is high on President Obama's list of priorities -- wouldn't exactly legalize gay marriage, but it would render it moot. (Especially because DOMA is probably unconstitutional on its face anyway -- "full faith and credit" and all that.)
Im guessing by Brian X Prop 8 did indeed pass then? Fuck.... I expected it from Arizona, and sorta from Florida but never from California.
It was probably the undecideds, swayed by the YES ON 8 lies....
@IanC: I caught a bunch of idiots on Y!A saying shit like "I'm voting YES on Proposition 8 because I think gay people should be allowed to get married too! It's not fair to ban gay marriage!"
For the record, I'm in Florida, and I voted NO on Amendment 2.
Why the hell should gay people be forced to date people they're not interested in? I've known women who have been left for a man (hubby came out of the closet). Trust me, it would of been much better if hubby had been honest with himself about his feelings long before he got into a marriage, had children, etc.
Forcing a gay man into a heterosexual marriage just doesn't work. Anyway, why are the lesbians never the focus of the debate?
He shoulda kept the queer rhyme scheme going.
"Dear Queer
I'll buy you a beer
That's it, I'm becoming a fundie poet.
It's assholes like you
Signed, the pissed off California voter who uses Haiku to express her frustration.
A possible series of events in the next few months:
-the California Supreme Court hears the challenges to Prop 8is a fundamental part of the California constitution and so any change to it is a revision , not an amendment
Nododon played at the bard
"Too late!" quoth the lord from on high.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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