Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy nowtheendbegins.com

Over the years, I have read commentary from many Bible teachers weighing in on the many judgments that the LORD releases from Heaven during the great Tribulation time period. Some say those things described by John are hydrogen bombs, advanced attack helicopters and weapons of war being hatched in secret places like Russia, China and in Area 51 in Nevada. But they are nothing of the kind if you’re a Bible believer. Want a fantastic ‘key’ to unlock Revelation 6-16? You’ll find it waiting for you in Job 38.

“Hast thou entered into the treasures of the snow? or hast thou seen the treasures of the hail, Which I have reserved against the time of trouble, against the day of battle and war?” Job 38:22,23 (KJB)

God weighed in this weekend on America’s very own ‘Sodom and Gomorrah’ known as ‘Burning Man’ taking place in the Black Rock Desert in Nevada. The LORD launched one of His ‘weapons of war’ by sending a massive deluge of rain which immediately halted the pagan sacrifices of burning idols in the groves of the desert. Unsheeted panic ensued, giving rise to rumors of an ‘Ebola outbreak’, radioactive distress, and FEMA stepping in to declare a ‘national emergency’. None of those things are true, but what is true is that the God of the Bible who inserts Himself into the affairs of men made His presence known this weekend. In the massive panic and chaos as worshippers scrambled to flee, think anyone of them knew Who sent the rain? They should, seeing as how God ‘signed’ His handiwork with the gorgeous double rainbow you see at the top of this article. Amen, and come get us, Lord Jesus

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