"The Race to the Pit"

Welcome to a peek into the near future of a misguided communist utopia. Ecstatic with the success of their recent infanticide bill, increasingly murderous liberals are eager to accelerate the globalist dream of slashing the world's population by 94%. Witness the HPV vaccine manically pressed on teen girls, resulting in cases of sterilization. An African nation files futile suit against a software titan, whose vaccination program here, as in South America, has caused sterility and autism. The fanatical assault on, and feminization of men guarantees a plunging birth rate. Whereas conservatives see the Deep State as public enemy number one, the left pictures this dire threat as a just-delivered infant. Enter the surgeon with a diagonal cutting tool, and he isn't aiming for the umbilical.
Yet the enemies of freedom aren't content to freefall over the cliff; they're on the way to the pit on Buck Rogers rocket backpacks. Herewith a look at some pending bills in congress. First, the Liberal Offspring Fairness Act (widely derided by conservatives as 'LOFA, or LOAFER): Do conservative parents oppose your enlightened college worldview? Been living the good life long enough? Disinherit them and take what's yours. Changed your mind about having had kids? The Stop And Take Away Norman act allows for their euthanizing at any age.
Recent news items: Chinese paratroops occupy the failed third-world state of California. When delighted liberal leaders greet them with open arms, they're promptly sent in chains to re-education camps. When New York's new World Trade Center lights up in pink to celebrate the S.A.T.A.N. act, an earthquake levels Manhattan.
Judgment, of course, takes many forms. But it undoubtedly lurks just down a country lane in. . . .The Twilight Zone.

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