Hating God is the only possible reason you could have to deny His Maleness and His Penis, slander him by calling Him a he/she, and attack His foremost representatives on the earth (i.e. myself, Kirk, and all other true Bible-believing Christians).
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Nope, there is no reason for a singular God to even resemble a human or to have a gender. Bif flaw in a singular God concept. We didn't create your stupid myth faults but we don't believe any of it so,, your problem.
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Your 'Holy Righteous Penis' no longer exists.
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Her Femininity and Her Horn slanders your Bobbitted 'member'. Her forehoof attacks you.
Only James T. Kirk and George Zimmer have the superior penises.
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Hating God is the only possible reason you could have to deny His Maleness and His Penis, slander him by calling Him a he/she
Maybe. Or maybe because, logically speaking, it doesn't make much sense for an omnipotent, immortal cosmic entity without peers to even need a gender to begin with. Either it's asexual, or it's genderfluid. That simply makes the most sense to me.
His foremost representatives on the earth (i.e. myself, Kirk,
Wow, aren't you full of yourself?
God's penis makes me wonder what OP thinks anout. And whether they adhere to rule 34.
Of course I worship.many gods and goddesses but think not of genetalia but of their teachings, what they represent and what I believe they expect of me
“Hating God is the only possible reason you could have to deny His Maleness”
"and His Penis,”
“slander him by calling Him a he/she,”
"and attack His foremost representatives on the earth”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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