Femoids flaunt their repulsive beef curtains,
Flapping in the wind like compulsive sea urchins,
The normies go furious, white knighting and lurking,
While us incels just laugh and pour another round of bourbon.
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@Doubting Thomas
You know you'd stick your dick in those meat curtains in a heartbeat if you had the chance.
Fun Fact: The labia minora and majora will swell with blood and plump up, along with the clitoris, when sexually aroused. Not exactly like a penis but similar enough.
So if the labia are just hanging there, like a beef curtain as you so eloquently put it, she's not aroused and you should just give up. You probably have whiskey dick at this point anyway.
"While us incels just laugh and pour another round of bourbon."
No you're not, you've got a whole internet community dedicated to crying and plotting dire revenge on society. While the 'normies' watching you are the ones laughing, when they're not trying to figure out how to report you.
Liz, totally off topic; there is an author on AO3 who uses "plumped up" to describe female arousal.
The author is Nurdles. The story is "Bound Together." It's a delightful and well written WIP about strangers falling in love at a sex club. It's the anti-50 Shades. Consent and after care are a huge part of the plot.
'Flapping in the wind?'
Maybe you should consider WHY you assume they're going to be repulsive when you finally see some?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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