It is a known fact that females are only attracted to the top 20% of men. And when they aren't fucking Chad, they are fucking each other while claiming to be bisexual. But before a female will even consider a sub 8 man, she would rather fuck a dog.

The average dog cucks 80% of men. If a female has a big dog that isn't neutered, you can assume they are fucking. Also most young girls have done the thing where they put peanut butter on their roastie and get the dog to lick it off.

And since an ordinary dog already AMOGs most men, no female would be able to resist having their orifices ravaged by Chad dog.