Brian Niemeier #fundie brianniemeier.com

When witches and cowards cravenly urge Christians to "Not judge" and "turn the other cheek" in the face of vicious attacks on Holy Church, remind them that Christ has personally endorsed flipping tables, whipping, and punching as possible remedies.

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